Comic nominations for additional education teachers. Comic nominations for teachers on Teacher's Day

Here we continue nominations for teachers and school staff, without even changing the numbering.

Nominations for teachers and staff.

1. The teacher of economics and world artistic culture wins in the category “Bunny! To the board! — for a friendly attitude towards children, a caring attitude towards world culture and a philosophical approach to the national economy.

1. The teacher wins the “Mon cher” category French- for smiling, easy-going, and also for the ability to pronounce the phrase “My dears!” with truly French chic.

1. The nomination “Grower of Kinder Surprises” goes to the teacher of Russian language and literature, the first teacher of some of today’s graduates - for growing these same kinders from 1st grade to the last.

1. The nomination “You need this first” is taken by the class teacher of such and such a class, a teacher of Russian language and literature, a counselor and the head of a school theater studio - for the ability to creatively combine four in one and for the skill of clearly announcing to students the last Chinese warning, which immediately entails in their heads the correct prioritization.

1. Deputy director of educational work, teacher of mathematics and economics wins in the category “My Children!” - for his incredible ability to treat students as his own children with all the ensuing consequences (from the requirement of a school uniform to giving vivid examples of plebeianism).

1. A math teacher is awarded the “Mrs. X” nomination for her ability to teach children to reduce X and Y (X and Y) to a common denominator.

1. In the category “Hey, hello, Newton!” The physics teacher wins - for his sociability beyond rank and time, as well as for being demanding not only of his students, but also, as we believe, of the forefathers of physics.

1. In the category “What are you doing there under your desk?” the chemistry teacher wins - remembered by the 2014 graduates as a competent, cheerful, principled teacher, as well as with the legendary phrase “So, whoever is wearing jeans, sit on the bucket.”

1. The physical education teacher wins in the double nomination “Don’t kick the ball, don’t step over the line” for his good spirits, careful handling of physical education equipment and sincere educational approach to children (“Whoever loses will do push-ups”).

1. The winner in the “Corrected with London” category is the English teacher for his principled approach to teaching and attention to detail.

1. The nomination “Themis Smile” goes to the teacher of social studies and law - for cheerfulness, openness and optimism.

1. The math teacher wins in the “You are our gifted!” category. — for boundless optimism in assessing students’ abilities and the fairness of grades for proving theorems.

1. In the nomination “Around the world for academic year“The winner is a geography teacher and a library employee - for their ability to talk about the seas and countries in such a way that you want to escape from class and immediately start traveling.

1. A teacher of biology and ecology receives the nomination “There is no doubt” - for the ability to convincingly present new topic and just as convincingly demand fulfillment homework. Darwin is proud of you.

1. The Strictly Greenwich nomination is awarded to an English teacher for her inherent punctuality, almost English restraint and tact.

1. The clear winner of the “Give me a ski track!” nomination - physical education teacher. For skillfully preparing children for ski competitions. Even in the absence of snow.

1. The nomination “My Fair Lady” is awarded to a fitness teacher for grace and beauty in teaching her subject.

1. Nominations "Lady" Light hand“A school nurse is awarded for her ability to make injections and vaccinations so pleasant that sometimes you even want to skip a test because of them.

1. The nomination “Mrs. Muscle” goes to…. technical staff - for maintaining cleanliness and order in the school. What would we do without you!

1. “Queen of Pies and Buns” - this nomination is awarded to a school canteen worker for saving starving students every hour.

1. A library employee wins the “Lord of the World” category: if you own the information, you own the world. Where can you find more information at school than in the library? The question is rhetorical, because there is nowhere.

1. “A person close to the emperor” - this nomination goes to... guess who? Secretary - for faithful service to his native school, regardless of the change of reigning persons.

1. The deputy director for schoolchildren's health wins in the "Always on Guard" nomination - for vigilant control and constant concern for the health of students. Even against their wishes))

1. The accountant takes away the nomination “Grey Cardinal” - for his shadow influence on the financial capabilities of the school, not covered by the parents’ money.

Short speech by students

upon completion of nomination

Our dear teachers and all nominated school staff! Please treat everything that you have just heard with great humor!

The nominations are humorous; we played with your favorite words, phrases, habits and character traits that we were able to notice.

No matter how each nomination sounds, know one thing - we love you all, especially today.

And that some nominations were shorter, others longer – well, that’s how it happened. In the end, you need to give future graduates the opportunity to tell you something interesting next year.

Bow, applause, move on to the next point in the script.

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With the best wishes from the nominees for their nominations,

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

P.S. The numbering was still wrong, and I couldn’t start it from point 17.

Rud Natalya Anatolyevna, teacher of biology and life safety

MBOU secondary school with UIOP No. 8 in Voronezh.

Last call script - 2014

"Recognition Award Ceremony"

In the proposed scenario, two parts can be distinguished: a solemn ceremony with the invitation of officials and congratulations from graduates for school teachers - a small concert. The presentation of the “Recognition” award allows you to name all the teachers and other school staff who worked with the classes, to thank and congratulate everyone for the short time allotted for the holiday.

The script leaves room for improvisation (response from teachers, parents). Some numbers (from first-graders, from parents) are not written in the script, since they were not original and can easily be replaced. The main idea is “declaration of love”, the image is “heart”, the main goal is a warm and touching holiday atmosphere. The songs play out warm words and wishes to teachers and parents.

Slides for the screensaver, fanfare, musical themes also allow graduates to express their attitude to what is happening. The award given to teachers is framed as a certificate. The decoration of the scene and the certificate are made according to the general pattern (hands holding multi-colored hearts). To hold an event according to this scenario, you need sound equipment, a projector with a screen to demonstrate the presentation. There is a small table in front of the stage on which all the awards being presented are placed. Presentation of flowers to teachers is expected, but it is more convenient to entrust this to graduates who are not involved in the announcement of nominations.

The script allows you to involve in participation in the holiday large number graduates, does not require long rehearsals (except for the waltz), and does not require outstanding acting and singing abilities from the participants.

The script for the ceremonial part of the graduation party will then “echo” the script of “Last Bell” - graduates receive certificates in the “film award” nominations, perform a waltz, the skit shows how they passed the 11th grade exams, etc.

We found several numbers, poems and links in scripts posted on various sites and I thank their authors.

School songs are playing and a splash screen is on the screen.

Fanfare sounds

Presenter 1 (musical background):

Here he comes - the last day of school,

And May the wizard, admire for yourself,

He generously showered tender lilacs,

Lilac fragrant flowers.

Presenter 2

In the rain or in the heat,

But in due time

Every new spring

There is a last call.

Presenter 1:

It's like an exam

He's like a new dawn

He sums it up

Eleven school years.

Presenter 2

He signals the beginning

The main steps in life.

How many promises it contains!

He and the bitterness of farewells,

And there are a million hopes.

Presenter 1:

May Day is playing on the line.

The breeze whispers gently through the leaves.

Seeing off your children on their way,

The school will give you a last call.

Leading 2:

There will be a sea of ​​​​guests to worry,

There will be many poems and flowers -

Oceans of thunderous applause

We welcome graduates!

Leading 1: Meet graduates of 2014!

(music soundsincludes graduates).

Presenter 2: 11th grade - class teacher Galina Ivanovna Barabash!.

Presenter 1: 11th grade B - class teacher Provotorova Anzhelika Mitrofanovna.

Presenter 2: Attention! We are starting a ceremonial line dedicated to the end of the school year for 11th grade students and the “Last Bell” holiday.

The right to carry the school flag is given to class 11A student Yuri Kharin and class 11B students Yulia Gorbunova and Ekaterina Skakodub.

Removal of the flag.

During the performance of the Russian anthem, I ask everyone to stand.

The anthem of the Russian Federation is played.

Leading 1: I ask everyone to sit down. On this spring day, graduates, parents, teachers, administration, in a word, those who have been with you all these years, gathered at the Last Bell holiday.

Leading 2: The word for reading the order on the admission of 11th grade students to final certification provided to the Deputy Director for educational work Lyudmila Ivanovna Korchagina.

(Speech by the head teacher).

Leading 1: Dear friends, look how many people came to our holiday today to share with you this solemn moment of leaving school. We give the floor to our guests.

Speech by guests - representatives of the youth policy department of the education department, presentation of diplomas and TRP badges to graduates and teachers.

Leading 2 :

The years flew by like a bird,

Don't catch up, don't return.

And you want to learn,

Well, don't be a schoolboy.

Leading 1:

Let's give the floor to those who crossed the school threshold for the first time this year. To the youngest residents of our large, noisy school house.

Leading 2: Be brave, guys, over to you! Welcome!

Performance by first graders.

Poetry.

The song "Holiday Blues" performed by a first grader.

Fanfare, change of presenters.

Recognition Award Ceremony

Presenter 3. Ladies and gentlemen!

Presenter 4. Ladies and gentlemen!

Presenter 3. Madame and Monsieur!

Presenter 4. Dear comrades!

Presenter 3. Senoras and senoritas!

Presenter 4 Sirs and ladies!

Presenter 3. Citizens and citizens!

Leading4 : We are pleased to welcome you to the awards ceremony of the “Recognition” festival! It is timed to coincide with an important event in the life of our country - the Last Bell, which will ring today for 42 of our graduates.
Presenter 3: School, wonderful school years. Eleven years ago we came to school with our eyes wide open, expecting a miracle. We were like blank white pages on which you, our teachers, wrote your text and created a person.

Leading 4: A whole life fit into these 11 years.

Presenter 3: This life would be boring and joyless if we were not accompanied by our teachers - reliable comrades, excellent advisers.

Leading 4: Which were the guiding and guiding force of our growing up.

Presenter 3: They tried to pour their souls into us completely, although we were not always able to appreciate the good and bright things that the school instilled in us.

Leading 4: But today we have the last opportunity to express all the words of gratitude, appreciation, love, respect to you, our dear teachers.

Leading 3 : So, let the ceremony of declaration of love be considered open!

Leading 4:

It all starts with love...

They say: “In the beginning there was the word.”

And I declare again:

It all starts with Love!

It all starts with love:

And inspiration, and work,

Eyes of flowers, eyes of a child

It all starts with love.

It all starts with love

Dream and fear

Wine and gunpowder.

Tragedy, melancholy and feat -

It all starts with love.

R. Rozhdestvensky.

Presenter 4: The alumni waltz is dedicated to all the laureates of our wonderful award.

Graduates perform the waltz “When we leave the school yard...”

Presenter 3: The “Recognition 2014...” award will be awarded today in 8 categories:

Presenter 4. An independent jury was formed to determine the winners. The counting commission, having counted the result, sealed the winner's name in an envelope.

Presenter 3. So at the moment, no one knows the names of their laureates yet.

Leading 4: For 11 years of study, the school became our second home, the corner where we lived a truly interesting, young life. But was our second home hospitable, warm and reliable without its main owner - the school principal? Would there be order in the house if it weren’t for our head teachers?

Leading 3: The most economical and responsible students of the 11th grade, Kharin Yuri and Chernykh Ekaterina, are invited to announce the winners in the nomination “Without you, the school will collapse.”

Kharin: The winners in the nomination are the school director Tatyana Yuryevna Rodionova, deputy directors for educational work Lyudmila Ivanovna Korchagina, Irina Vladimirovna Fedorova, deputy director for administrative and economic work Dmitry Andreevich Semenov, teacher-organizer Elena Vladimirovna Chibisova! We ask you to come to us!

Kharin:

To the director:

The director unites the team,

Protects the whole school from storms and troubles,

And we wish you, Tatyana Yurievna, continued

Shine and burn with the work of enlightenment!

Black:

Head teachers:

Deputy Director!! How difficult your path is!
You don't have a minute to rest a little!
We know: for you, all children are smart!
Quiet, beautiful, cunning, terrible, best,
Just like us!

Presenter 3: Could we have imagined eleven years ago what it would be like? school life?

Presenter 4: Let's remember how it all began. So, the first of September 2003, the ceremonial line.

6 schoolchildren leave

On this day, overly excited mothers, looking tenderly at us, first-graders, carefully straightened out the folds on our festive clothes, which had become quite wrinkled and dirty in just a few hours...
2. And they asked the same question, smiling nervously for some reason:
3. - Well, how? Did you enjoy your first day of school?
All: Liked it!
4. What else could we answer?
5. For example, I didn’t say that the new shoes were too tight and not even green, as I wanted...
6. I also didn’t tell my mom that I didn’t need this tie, “like dad’s,” if I couldn’t wipe my dirty hands on it...
7. And the main thing is that from sitting in one place for a long time, for example, I begin to tingle in certain parts of my body. And so...
All: We really liked everything!
1. And flowers, and noise, and turmoil on this day!
2. But most of all we liked the beautiful, elegant auntie, who immediately came up to us and took my hand in a friendly way.
3. Her title was not “teacher”, as in kindergarten, and something completely different – ​​“teacher”!
4. She was a complete stranger to us, but she smiled as if she were family, both to us and to our mothers.
5. Communicating with our teacher every day, we learned, in addition to the school curriculum, simple truths...
6. That in the morning it would be quite nice to come to class on time...
1. What should be written not on the desk or on your hands, but only in a notebook...
2. That you can’t be rude to elders, but you definitely need to protect kids...
3. And many other wisdom that you should know educated person, even as young as a 1st grade student.
4. No, of course, our parents told us about this...
5. But the teacher brought all our disheveled knowledge into the system
6. And now we can proudly say that this system...
All: It works!

Presenter 3. A future teacher is invited to announce the nomination “First Among the Best” primary classes Logacheva Svetlana!

Logacheva: The laureates in the category “First among the best” are Valentina Alekseevna Dubova, Olga Viktorovna Lisyanskaya, Olga Dmitrievna Perova!

Logacheva:

We thank you for everything, you probably know

No matter how the teacher teaches, for us you are always FIRST!

Primary school teacher: Dear guys, dear graduates! Today you are so beautiful, elegant and very, very grown up. And we remember that day when you were beautiful, elegant and very, very small. Your hearts shone with kindness, hope and faith in the best. This was eleven years ago. Today we want to wish you that in your future adult life you will always be accompanied by faith, hope, and love. And try to keep in your hearts that piece of childishness and kindness with which you came to first grade. Good luck guys!

Presenter 3: Well, after primary school it went - it went, it spun - it spun.

Leading 4: Lessons, competitions, competitions, olympiads. Sorrows and joys, ups and downs.
Presenter 3.

It’s an honor to name the laureates in the “Souls” category beautiful impulses"fell to the winner of the Olympiad in world artistic culture Evtukhova Ekaterina.

(The prize is awarded to teachers of Russian language and literature, history and social studies, and world artistic culture).

Evtukhova: The winners of the “Recognition” award in the nomination “Beautiful impulses of the soul” are Tatyana Vasilievna Kazmina, Galina Ivanovna Biryukova, Elena Evgenievna Lankina!

Evtukhova:

Our dear teachers!

Thank you for your strict views,

For fair grades,

Happy discoveries,

Because you believed in us,

For everything you did for us!

Sorry for the mistakes.

Your kind smiles,

Both instructions and advice

They will leave bright memories.

Leading 3: Yulia Gorbunova, a student of grade 11B, multiple winner of the municipal and regional stages of the Chemistry Olympiad, is invited to name the Laureates of the “Recognition” award in the category “What is natural is beautiful.”

(The prize is awarded to teachers of chemistry, biology, and geography).

Gorbunova: In the category “What is natural is beautiful,” the winners were Natalya Pavlovna Antipkina, Vera Nikolaevna Kolosova, Olga Vladimirovna Borovikova.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts

For wisdom, for attention,

For experience and knowledge stock,

Patience and understanding!

And, like flowers, always

Let children surround you

My teachers, thank you,

There is no one more wonderful than you in the world.

Leading 3: Yes, now all the teachers seem kind and nice.

Leading 4: Yes, now all the students seem to the teachers to be kind, smart and conscientious. But even a couple of years ago...

Leading 3: In order for us to be accepted into the 10th math grade, we had to somehow survive the exam...

Sketch “Exam in 9th grade”

Student: Here, here, is it possible?

Teacher 1. What do you want?

Student: I… well, I came to take the exam.

Teacher 1. Who are you? I don't remember you at all.

Student: (puts his head on his folded hands, as if sleeping at his desk) But like this?

Teacher 1. Ah, Lynov! Well, come on in, how were you getting ready?

Student: Getting ready!

Teacher 2. Well, what have you prepared?

Student: A song! (Humming):

For the physics exam

I've been preparing for a long time!

I'll rent today for a "three" -

Mom won't be upset!

Teacher 2: Well, that's it, stop, Lynov, pull the ticket. Everything is clear. Did you learn Einstein's fundamental law?

Student: (shakes his head negatively) Yes!

Teacher: Write the formula on the board. So, energy... Energy is denoted by the letter E.( Writes a small e in the middle of the board) Big E ...(corrects, draws a huge e)... capital E, so, energy, energy is equal, equal... Lynov, how is equal indicated? Parallel lines! Not vertical ones, Lynov! Horizontal straight lines! Energy equals mass, mass M, multiplied by C. Young man, did you forget the letter C? Yes, not Russian C, Latin S! Like Russian S, es Russian. (Written by ES) Yes, not es, but with, without er, just sy. (The student writes SY). OK then. Squared. ( The student draws a square around his notes). Yes, not everything is squared, C is squared! (The student circles the square C). Well, a deuce, Lynov, there’s a deuce in the corner! (The student puts a deuce in the corner on the board.) Let's think, Lynov, there are many options!

Teacher 1. Past! Past again! Oh, there! Well, well done, Lynov, you can do it whenever you want. Three! Well, go and make your mother happy.

Leading 4: An authoritative specialist in the field of life safety and physical culture Bayuta Andrey.

(The prize is awarded to physical education, technology, fundamentals of life safety, fine arts, music).

Bayuta: In the category “Not as scientific as useful,” the undisputed winners were Korchagina Zinaida Aleksandrovna, Rud Natalya Anatolyevna, Bukhonova Inna Viktorovna, Lapekha Natalya Valerievna.

Bayuta:

Moving towards the goal, without knowing any doubts,

We have turned our dreams into reality more than once.

But we owe every victory

To the people who believed in us.

Let them envy us: we believe and know,

Our envious people are right in this.

The main thing in this success is the components

What you taught us everything!

Leading 3: The category “For a huge contribution to the bright future of graduates” has the most laureates. Today they will be named by the wonderful guys Ilya Polenyakin and Valeria Kamornik.

In this nomination, in addition to teachers, health workers, librarians, technical staff, psychologists, etc. can be named.

Komornik:

Lists teachers and other school staff.

Polenyakin:

This is such an unprecedented and huge nomination!

We invite those school employees who have shared their childhood joys and anxieties with us for many years. They invested a piece of their heart, their love into each of them, made sure that our knowledge and skills grew year by year, and helped us find our place in life...

You taught to be sensitive, honest, helpful and the right people, your country.

Komornik: Thank you for your hard but noble work and we bow deeply to you!!

The song “My Heart Stopped” performed by the choir.

We recognized each other in two thousand and three,

When our mothers brought us here by the hand.

Large bouquets covered our faces,

The parents smiled, standing in the distance.

Chorus: My heart stopped

My heart froze

My heart stopped

My heart sank.

And eleven years flew by carelessly,

Even if it seemed like they were dragging on like this,

And it's time to say goodbye to the school cordially,

And forgive me, of course, if something is wrong.

Chorus:

The grievances and rewards are left behind,

Changes, lessons, going to the movies,

Tea parties, games and Olympics,

There are exams ahead. One thing is clear:

Chorus:

In this life we ​​can achieve recognition,

And don’t break in the struggle, reach the end,

Believe me - you can be proud of us,

Our hearts beat in your hands.

Chorus:

I see in reality what I once only dreamed of,

I say goodbye to school, my childhood is over.

My heart stopped...

I caught my breath a little...

And it started again!!!

And my heart stopped, my heart froze...

And my heart asta la vista, my heart froze...

Presenter 3: Graduates want to give a special award to teachers who are distinguished by their special love for children. The laureates in the “Leave to Return” category will be named by the favorite of many teachers, Shmygol Anastasia . (Nomination for teachers on maternity leave).

Shmygol: The winners in this special nomination “Leaving to Return” are Kirillova Marina Nikolaevna, Pleshcheeva Victoria Viktorovna, Maksimova Natalya Valerievna. We waited for Marina Nikolaevna, and Natalya Valerievna, Victoria Viktorovna, Tamara Egorovna are waiting for your return junior schoolchildren, and school staff.

There is a holy and prophetic sign in nature,

Vividly marked in centuries:

The most beautiful of women -

A woman with a child in her arms.

S. Ostrovsky.

Barkalova:

Beautiful hall, beloved guys,

Spring has come again, once again.

And the school is embraced by the spirit of the holiday.

The last bell will soon ring for you.

Just yesterday I was a cool lady,

You were schoolchildren, my students.

Now I just became a mother twice,

And you are now graduates.

I wish you, friends, to achieve your goals,

Move forward without knowing any barriers,

Everyone gets what they want

I am sure that any university will be happy to teach you.

Leading 3:

The honor of naming the laureates in the most mysterious nomination “The Coolest Cool Mom” went to irreplaceable helpers– Avdeeva Kristina and Smirnova Yulia!

Avdeeva: The award winners are Galina Ivanovna Barabash and Anzhelika Mitrofanovna Provotorova.

It is read in recitative to rhythmic music (rap).

Smirnova:

We need you most of all!
We need you more than the recess bell,
Examples and problems are more necessary than in mathematics
We need you more than the Pythagorean theorem,
Voltmeters and amperes are more necessary than in physics
We need you most of all!
Barabash:

How will I cope without you?

I don’t know how I will live without you guys.

Without girlish arguments, without Yuri's jokes,

I agree to work in the summer and even without salary,

If only I could argue with Lynov again.

Honestly, I won’t make a single comment,

When half the class goes to competitions again.

What a pity that the time frame for communication was tight.

I'll be left like a computer without motherboard,

How will I cope without you?

Smirnova:

We need you more than boys need food,
Than water for everyone after exercise,
How to cheat on an exam
What is warmth and affection for a psychologist?
And what is a sandwich with sausage for Gleb!
Provotorova:

And how will I live without you?

And how can I live without you - I don’t know, guys,

Without delay Skakodub and Kuleshov’s chatter,

Without our tea parties, cakes, salads,

Without balloons, newspapers and Krylova's ballerinas!

No one knows how to congratulate you like you. Happy New Year,

Although there are still a lot of good people at school,

Original and cool and warm and more

Bocharov will no longer say “Everything will be fine.”

How will I cope without you?

Avdeeva:

We need you more than oxygen and water,and even than to sleep longer in the morning,We need you more than the Queen for the British,

We need you more than music for dancing,

We need you most of all!

Presenter 3: The “Declaration of Love” ceremony has come to an end.

Leading 4: But our holiday is not over.

Leading 3: Declarations of love must be heard by those who have studied and suffered with us all these years.

Leading 4: Who got us up to school in the morning and handed us a notebook with problems that were solved for us at night.

Leading 3: It was they who tinted the walls, scribbled on by careless children, and cleaned the linoleum from chewing gum,

Leading 4: They were the ones who blushed for us in front of the teachers when we ran away from class or got bad marks.

Leading 3: They are the ones who look at us with pride today and are happy that we were able to withstand all the tests of school life.

Leading 4:

Thank you, our moms and dads, for your love, help and support.

Leading 3:

The floor for greetings is given to the parent Vyacheslav Vyacheslavovich Filatov.

Congratulations on behalf of the parents.

Number from parents.

Song "Mom's Heart""performed by a choir, dance - graduates invite their dads to dance, and graduates invite their mothers.

Leading 3:

Shh!!!

The graduates solemnly became silent,

Moms quietly wiped away a tear

There are different calls in the world,

Now the most important thing will sound for us.

Leading 4: The right to give the last bell is given to the winner of the regional stage in life safety, the prize-winner of many sports competitions, class 11 “A” student Andrey Bayuta and class 1 student Alisa Aksenova.

Presenter 3: Three seconds, two, one...

Well, ring the bell, it's time!

Last call.

Song"Last Call" performed by all graduates. On the screen is a presentation with photographs of their school life.

The loser is the balloon fireworks display.

Everyone is invited to the courtyard where graduates launch balloons and take pictures.

I wrote these comic nominations for teachers for graduation, but they can also be used at the last bell, to congratulate teachers on their holiday - Teacher's Day, on the birthday of a particular teacher, during school physics week (and other subjects).

Nominations for teachers can be announced, they can be written on, or entered into a frivolous certificate, or they can develop an idea and do it. In a word, the choice is wide. I write, and you adapt it to your situation.

Again, I ask: don’t pay any attention to the sequence of the list at all - it was written as it was composed. By the way, this is always good: when thoughts and ideas come, write everything down in a stream. As soon as you start ranking and sorting – that’s it, the Muse is gone! If you came at all

Teachers are nominated by students

(announce, present, reward) or school management. It will sound more interesting from the lips of graduates. Something like this:

The winner of the “Queen – Mother” nomination for the authority inherent in both the queen and the mother, as well as for royal patience and maternal care, is Lydia Vasilievna Ivanova, the director of our school. If we suddenly forgot to announce this, dear Lidiya Vasilyevna would automatically become the winner of the “I didn’t understand!” category. And then we wouldn’t even know where we were))

It would be nice to combine it with the presentation of flowers and gifts. And so on in the same spirit right down the list:

Class teacher (female) – Sooooo cool lady

Class teacher (man without mustache) – Hero of our time

Class teacher (man with a mustache) – Mustachioed Nanny 11th -A

1st teacher – Second mother

Headmaster (female) – Queen Mother

School director (male) - Tsar of All Rus' in a separate square

- Teachers teaching:

Chemistry – We will teach you how to make chemistry, quickly and efficiently

Native language and literature – Mastery of words and language

Biology - There is no doubt

Mathematics – Lobachevsky is resting

Astronomy – Through thorns to the stars

Drawing – What should we build a house, if we draw, we will live

Drawing - The same beams, only in profile

English – Simultaneously with London

French – Made in France

Physical education – Educator Hercules

Geography - Around the world in 267 days (school year), or Why the Aborigines ate Cook

Physicist – Newton and his apples

History – Unearthing the past, or Back to knowledge

Computer Science – Let's Overtake Bill Gates

Music and singing - Our school X-factor (for those who are not in the know: X-factor is an international singing competition where almost anyone can come and participate)

Labor – Labor made a monkey a man (or – So that a man does not turn into a monkey)

Basics of military training - This is not Rio de Janeiro

Fundamentals of medical training – Sister of Mercy

Basics of Economics – Economy Class

Fundamentals of Law – Fans of Themis

Ethics and aesthetics – Legend of style

Special nomination:

For survival in conditions close to combat - to the class teacher the most terrible class, which is always used to scare children and parents (although often it is not so terrible, this class).

You can also take a look and perhaps choose something carefully.

Nominations for teachers from our

active reader Mikhail:

Physical education teacher - BUT THE FACT THAT I AM A BAD ATHLETE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AND THE COACH ARE NECESSARILY BAD!

Labor training teacher - CONDUCTOR OF THE VOYAGE “MONKEY - MAN”

Astronomy teacher - STAR GAUGE

History teacher - NOT ANYONE - DON'T LISTEN (or SO IT WAS SO...)
Math teacher - MISTER X (MRS X)
Music teacher - TROUBADOUR (TROUBADORE)

Class teacher in elementary school - ABVGDEyka
The class teacher of the same class, from high school to graduation - YOKLMNeika (read as “Yokelemeneyka”))))))

If I forgot anyone, feel free to write! Also add comic nominations for teachers themselves so that there is more choice.

I’m making additions - thanks to reader Elena!

Comic nominations for a school psychologist

• Madam Peacemaker (or Mister)
• Keeper of children's secrets
• Diagnostician - corrector - optimizer. Or an optimist?
• Heir to the cat Leopold (“Guys, let’s live together!”)
• Let's join hands, friends!
• Between a rock and a hard place
• Who promised that it would be easy?
• Forward to harmony! Or
• The teacher is an accordionist. Because it teaches harmony.

I hope you liked at least one nomination!

P.S. Dear friends,

Comic nominations for teachers

continues Elena

School teacher, mother of a graduate of last year and 17 graduates of this year. And - as a pleasant coincidence - a grateful reader of my site. With your ideas and practical experienceLena shares in the comments below the article. I specially marked it in bold italics - use it! I invite you too to share your experience in the matter of comic nomination

Anastasia

With a nomination for the school principal. The nomination is also highlighted in the comments - use it, please your director and thank Nastya!

Faith

• To the library workers - “Pilots of the Book Sea” - for accurately charting a course to the bookshelf.
• To the security guard - “And the mouse won’t get through!”
• The cafeteria manager is the “Pots and Pans Fairy” for her ability to cook almost anything from almost nothing.
• To the technical staff of the school - “Cleanliness and Order” - for their courage in demanding that not only the students and the teacher, but also the director leave the office.

Evelina (that is, me, the author)

• individual schools
• their continuation - .

Scenario #1

Dear teachers! On this special day, we want to thank you all and present awards in several categories.
So, in the category “Titanic Work” the school administration is awarded: director Tatyana Nikolaevna Zimina and her deputies.

Through storms and fogs
Lead the ship day and night -
This is the captain's task,
Conquering the distance.
You took care of our happiness,
And hope and dream.
Let all misfortunes be avoided
Our school is a mile away.

Primary school teachers are awarded in the “Our Second Mother” nomination:
 Yakhlakova Lyudmila Andreevna
 Byakova Elena Nikolaevna
 Kasatkina Lyubov Borisovna
 Vikhareva Elena Borisovna

You are our second mothers,
We love you - the kindest ones,
Understanding, skillful,
Smart, affectionate and brave,
And on all earthly paths
Forever close and dear.

In the category “Master of Integrals” the teacher of algebra and geometry, Marina Aleksandrovna Nikitina, is awarded.

Scientists move science forward
Inspired by experience and knowledge,
But practice is ahead of everyone
A wonderful science is mathematics.

Physics teachers Elizaveta Aleksandrovna Novoselova and Olga Leonidovna Lezhepekova are awarded in the “Inexhaustible Source of Energy” category.

Your soul cannot be measured
In any dimensions,
After all, they always knew how to believe
You are your disciples.

In the category “For expanding our horizons,” the geography teacher Nina Evgenievna Stebenkova is awarded.

As long as the earth turns,
We all need teachers
That all the paths and paths
They helped us find it in life.

Chemistry teacher Lyudmila Sergeevna Klabukova is awarded in the “Best Experimenter” category.

No secrets in the world
They won't hide from you
No tests
Will not dull the shine of your eyes.

In the nomination “Hero of Our Time” the teacher of biology and life safety is awarded to Lyubov Georgievna Klestova.

Bio is life, which means
You taught life, you taught to live.
We wish you a lot of happiness and good luck,
To teach wisdom for a long time.

For all teachers of the science and mathematics cycle, our musical gift.
Number.

We continue with the award ceremony. In the nomination “A Ray of Light in a Dark Kingdom,” the teacher of Russian language and literature, Valentina Mikhailovna Mamaeva, is awarded.

Probably everyone knows this
The most precious thing is light in darkness.
Without this faith there is no happiness,
And you are that light for us!

In the “Vyatka Ladies” category the following English language teachers are awarded:
 Klabukova Anna Anatolyevna
 Vishnevskaya Galina Mikhailovna
 Kassina Galina Sergeevna

Thank you for your kindness
For your thoughts height,
For modesty of thoughts and needs,
For the humanity of your souls.

In the category “Keeper of Antiquities” the teacher of history and social studies Yulia Pavlovna Podshivalova is awarded.

The years fly by, century after century passes...
Everything created in the world by man
Historians preserve for all people,
People thank you for this.

In the nomination “The most worldly and cultural teacher”, Natalya Nikolaevna Russkikh, a teacher at the Moscow Chemical Conservatory, is awarded.

Beauty saves the world
And, of course, kindness
So you must understand -
You will have to save the world!

Music teachers are awarded in the “Heart Lighters” category:
 Kuznetsov Igor Nikolaevich
 Baranova Irina Vitalievna
 Vorobyova Svetlana Sergeevna
 Toropova Tatyana Alekseevna
 Kislitsyna Evgenia Sergeevna

Your soul is rich in dreams,
And in the head there is a chamber of the mind,
And your hands are worthless,
We bow to you.

For all teachers of the humanities cycle, our next gift.

Our awarding continues with the nomination “The Lord of the Rings... and the Uneven Bars.” As you guessed, the winner is physical education teacher Timkina Lyudmila Sergeevna.

It's not easy to survive in life,
In search and struggle,
An example to us is your endurance,
Self-confidence.

Technology teachers Eleonora Viktorovna Gudina and Nikolai Veniaminovich Beznosikov win in the “Golden Hands” nomination.

Requires a lot of costs
Life and way of life,
So your lessons are for you,
It is very important to remember in life.

Our librarians Galina Desanovna and Zinaida Nikolaevna win in the “Source of Knowledge” category.

Thank you for being on earth,
That you have chosen a difficult calling,
After all, a book is also a path in the darkness,
And without it the road to knowledge is more difficult.

In the category “He will stop a galloping horse and enter a burning hut,” the school's caretaker, Alexandra Vasilievna Rubleva, is awarded.

The caretaker does not place obelisks anywhere,
And how much terrible risk there is in their work,
All the time he is in worries, here and there...
Thank you for your wonderful work.

Medical and psychological services are awarded in the Golden Heart category. This is Lyudmila Alekseevna and Olga Sergeevna.

Always, driving away fatigue,
Are you ready to help people?
We thank you for this,
And again we say thank you.

Our canteen workers are awarded in the “Hunger Fighters” category.

You cooked skillfully
And the food was very tasty.
And it's a big deal of yours
Everyone was attracted, fed, warmed.

In the category “The First Vyatka Rimbaud” the security guard Vladimir Aleksandrovich is awarded.

Sometimes it’s almost impossible without security,
And our security is strong and reliable.
We wish you happiness and true friends,
Good luck in your difficult work.

Our awards ceremony has come to an end. But we also cannot help but say about the people without whom this holiday would not have taken place - these are our parents.

We live well or we live poorly,
There is one thing that always caresses and warms,
And, of course, this is the parental home,
There is nothing dearer, nothing dearer.

Thank you for everything. And in conclusion, we once again thank all the teachers and school staff for your wonderful work. Good luck to you!

Final song.

Scenario #2

Alina: Dear teachers! We sincerely congratulate you on the holiday and give you this concert program.

Denis: Oh, so many smart, kind, wise,
Beautiful women sit here,
And how many wonderful discoveries
We still have to deal with them.

Alina: There are a lot of talents at our school:
Singers, dancers and readers
And for beloved teachers
There will be many kind words.

Denis: But first, a riddle for all of you: What is the most common name among school teachers?
(9 teachers at school named Natalya).

Alina: And this is the name of the cool mother of our first-graders.

Six months ago you came to first grade,
Natalya Sergeevna met you.
Finish school, years pass -
You will never forget her!

Denis: Students of grade 1B are performing.

* * * * * * Kharms.

Alina: Excellent teachers teach our second-graders.

Denis: Elena Nikolaevna - you are the most wonderful,
You are known throughout the school for your kind smile!

Alina: All children love Valentina Ivanovna,
And they consider her the wisest in the world.

Denis: 2nd grade students performing.

* * * * * * “Three Mothers.”

Alina: In the third class there are also incomparable masters of their craft.

Denis: Lidia Ivanovna is the pride of our school,
There is no one in the world who is smarter or more beautiful.

Alina: Lyudmila Ivanovna is so elegant,
Plus a sea of ​​culture, plus a sea of ​​talent!

Denis: Elena Alexandrovna is sensitive, active,
And the elementary school is the most athletic!

Alina: Natalya Filippovna is the good fairy,
With her next to her, it’s calmer, my heart is lighter!

Denis: 3rd grade students are performing.

* * * * * Yakimova - dance.

Denis: And now another mystery: what is the second most common name? (Second place was shared by Tatyana and Lyudmila - 8 teachers each). And among Lyudmil there are two fourth grade teachers.

Alina: Lyudmila Nikolaevna was awarded the title
Honorary Education Worker,
But, most importantly, this, of course, is not a title,
And the fact that school is her calling.

Denis: Lyudmila Vladimirovna is energetic
And it works just fine with the class!

Alina: In a responsible matter, of course, there is no equal
In everything, the incomparable Galina Petrovna.

Denis: Marina Vasilievna – kind, gentle,
And the love in her heart for children is boundless.

Alina: 4th grade student Nastya Gulyaeva sings for you.

* * * * * Gulyaeva Nastya.

Denis: Elementary school teachers have good assistants in their responsible work.

Alina: Svetlana Sergeevna is the muse of the museum,
She lives good, eternally sowing.

Denis: And in difficult times he helps us,
Psychologist Zinaida Nikolaevna!

Alina: Galina Desanovna! Zinaida Nikolaevna!
From the most important to the smallest -
Everyone at school loves you and appreciates you and honors you.
For your noble and creative work.

Denis: 4th grade student Sergei Kalinin is playing for you.

* * * * * Kalinin

Alina: A lot good words teachers of Russian language and literature deserve.

Denis: Valentina Mikhailovna - intelligence, honor and conscience,
It's time to write a story about her...

Alina: Let's send a telegram to the president,
What should this story be included in the program?

Denis: A worthy example for everyone - Lyudmila Petrovna,
Her love for school and children is enormous!

Alina: Tatyana Vladimirovna is respected,
She surrounds everyone with her care!

Denis: We were lucky with Tatyana Borisovna -
A wonderful teacher who brings warmth!

Alina: Natalya Nikolaevna - Miss Charm,
How much cordiality she has, how much charm!

Denis: Evgenia Baeva reads poetry for all teachers of Russian language and literature.

Alina: From 1st to 11th grade, physical education teachers are with us.

Denis: Lyudmila Arkadyevna is very sincere,
She brings joy to everyone every day!

Alina: Very proud of Lyudmila Sergeevna
The whole school - and this is no secret for a long time,
We were able to achieve a lot in sports,
And we look forward to even more victories in the future!

Denis: Svetlana Veniaminovna is so elegant,
Beauty and intelligence are a successful combination.

Alina: Trefilova’s student Anna will perform an acrobatic sketch for you.

* * * * * * acrobatic sketch

Denis: There are wonderful history teachers at our school.

Alina: Tatyana Nikolaevna is a worthy person
And you can rest assured about the school in the future.
Denis: He will tell you the whole truth about the past,
Zinaida Alexandrovna,
And in the present too,
She will help you figure it out.

Alina: We praise Tatyana Gennadievna without flattery
She is an example of nobility and honor.

Denis: Olya Shastina sings for history teachers.

* * * * * * Olya Shastina

Denis: And again - a mystery. What is the most common name among those teachers of our school who also graduated from the forty-eighth school at one time? (This is Olga: Olga Alexandrovna, Olga Mikhailovna and Olga Viktorovna).

Alina: And we continue our congratulations. Teachers help us create beauty with our own hands fine arts and technology.

Denis: Olga Alexandrovna is loved and appreciated by everyone,
The school shone with her in all its glory.

Alina: We can all be proud of Svetlana Nikolaevna,
Her paintings are wonderful, they are even available abroad.

Denis: Galina Nikolaevna is a miracle worker,
There is so much to learn from her!

Alina: Irina Anatolyevna is a great example for us:
Not every school has a living millionaire!

Denis: For teachers of fine arts and technology, students of grade 11A perform.

* * * * * * Podium

Alina: Valentina Alekseevna shines with humor,
Galina Sergeevna is not inferior to her.
And with a funny joke from their light hand,
Their graduates are moving through life.

Denis: Galina Mikhailovna needs to be honored
Because she is not indifferent in everything!

Alina: Tatyana Vyacheslavovna - sweet and modest,
But he shows great love for the work.

Denis: Natalya Yuryevna radiates charm,
He will not bypass you with care and attention.

Alina: With Natalya Leonidovna the heart is always light,
It’s easy to warm your soul in the rays of her warmth.

Denis: For teachers foreign language Natasha Bedareva sings.

* * * * * Natasha Bedareva

Denis: Listen to one more riddle. There are more than 60 teachers working in our school, but there are only 16 different names. Question for teachers: which methodological associations do not have namesakes?... (this method is an association of teachers of fine arts and MO mathematics)

Alina: And now we are addressing teachers of the educational field “Mathematics”, that is, teachers of algebra, geometry and computer science.

Denis: Marina Alexandrovna is worthy of respect,
And in life, as in algebra, it will tell you the solution.

Alina: Larisa Nikolaevna is a wonderful person,
You will never meet a kinder and more caring person!

Denis: And now again a mystery: what is the most common middle name among teachers in the educational field “Mathematics”...
Let's check it now!

Alina: Without Rimma Viktorovna at school
You can't live even five minutes.
She deserves a better life
But they won't give her peace.

Denis: And Olga Viktorovna has children
They can safely admit that
That her gaze is like a ray of light,
What illuminated our school house.

Alina: Natalya Viktorovna is with us
Not so long ago, but everyone will say
What computer science has revealed
In front of the children in all its glory.

Denis: Sports dance is performed by students of grade 11B.

* * * * * Sports dance

Denis: And again a riddle: Which methodological association is the most titled?... These are teachers of the natural cycle.
Alina: Of the 7 natural science teachers, 2 are honored teachers, Soros laureates, winners of city and regional competitions of excellence. 43% of teachers in this cycle have highest category, and the total teaching experience for seven is 200 years.

Denis: Nina Evgenievna shines with light,
You can learn good things from her.

Alina: It will give you deep knowledge
Elizaveta Georgievna -
The main creator of the Code of Conscience
And she is a model of nobility.

Denis: Olga Leonidovna is smarter than all physicists,
Who in Europe can be placed next to her?

Alina: Elena Alexandrovna is beautiful and smart,
And she is talented in various endeavors.

Denis: Lyudmila Sergeevna has no equal here,
In any matter, she will give wise advice.

Alina: Many people in the city envy us,
What Lyubov Georgievna teaches us!

Denis: Olga Mikhailovna at school in three persons,
Teacher, Parent and Alumna.
And all this is written with a capital letter,
After all, she does everything in life with her soul.

Alina: 10th grade student Oksana Semenishcheva sings for you.

Denis: And now a riddle: what subject are there the most teachers in school?.. Music teachers, or rather teachers musical instrument. And they are all very talented!

Alina: It's time to go on tour to Italy
With students Tatyana Vitalievna,
And to Spain or Holland
Lyudmila Rafaelevna and Anetta Nikolaevna.
To France - Larisa Vyacheslavovna,
Tatyana Alexandrovna and Galina Ivanovna,
Young geniuses are not inferior either
Valentina Evgenievna and Natalia Evgenievna.
Denis: The artists from Carnegie Hall are on vacation!
School No. 48 is on stage!

* * * * * Piano duet, 9a.

Alina: Except individual instrument The school teaches choral singing, vocals, solfeggio, and musical literature. But the teachers of these subjects are talented not only in art, but also in everything else.

Denis: We know that everything will be fine at school,
If Elena Ivanovna is on duty,
And if Tatyana Ivanovna is paired with her,
Then you can wait for the ideal order.

Alina: Svetlana Sergeevna is a star lady,
And her work is in each of our victories.

Denis: All the children love Tatyana Alekseevna in the choir,
After all, with her they are always in a positive mood.

Alina: Natalya Alekseevna has a lot of advantages
She is smart, talented and a musician from God.

Denis: Always sincere and stylish on stage
Everyone's favorite Natalya Vasilievna.

Alina: Svetlana Leonidovna is always kind with children
And it’s high time to give her the Order of Mercy.

Denis: The 2 A class choir sings for all teachers.

* * * * * Choir

Denis: It’s not only thanks to the teachers that the school exists. We want to thank all the women who work in the office and on shift, in the wardrobe and dining room, ensure cleanliness and order, and take care of our health.

Alina: All the women of the school are congratulated by male teachers.

PROM EVENING "SCHOOL OSCAR - 2015"

Part 1. MEETING ON THE RED CARPET

Ved1: Ladies and gentlemen!

Ved2: Ladies and gentlemen!

Ved1: Hello!

Ved2: Good evening!
The solemn moment has arrived, to which everyone has been working for the last 11 years.

Ved1: And today we are present at the gala event of the annual presentation of the prestigious Oscar 2015 award.

Ved 2: The nominations for today's celebration include the most interesting films created over the past 11 years.

Ved 1: Sometimes sad, and even sad, but always interesting, bright, unusual, worthy of the highest award - an Oscar!

Ved.2: Everyone knows how honorable it is to receive this award. Today it will not be awarded to Hollywood stars. The main characters of the evening are the graduates of 2015.

Ved.1: They are the ones who deserve the award for outstanding talents, and they are the stars of this evening!

Ved 2: Graduates of 2015 of MBOU Secondary School No. 10 of Birsk are invited to the red carpet.

Vedas 1. Greetings by name. Our first guests to step on the red carpet are:

Steps on the red carpetNikulin Igor - a jack of all trades - computer geek, artist, DJ, etc., etc., who played the role of “master” in all school productions, we salute him.

Today we welcome the charming, boyish, perky and daring, courageous and independentIslamova Victoria , your applause

A tall, slender beauty whose dancing talents require development, we believe in our lucky starsZolotareva Olga , we welcome her.

We welcome the school's sports star: a handsome guy with a charming Hollywood smile, who showed remarkable artistic abilities in the 11th grade, the star of school shows and TV series -Timerkaev Alexander.

Our graduate, purposeful, always achieving her goals, but modest, shy, with an original oriental appearance, steps onto the red carpet.Nasibullina Elvina.

And here comes the president of the school student government, an irreplaceable and very responsible person, an organizer and executor of creative ideas at school -Karyakina Anastasia.

- We welcome an intelligent, strict, modest, handsome guy with many hidden virtues, untapped talents -Gorbunova Alexandra.

A talented girl from our school steps onto the red carpet, from junior classes not a single concert took place without her participation, the singing star of our school, the future world pop star -Sakharova Maria.

Meet: a kind, smiling girl, whose smile gives everyone warmth and lifts the mood of everyone around her -Epaneshnikova Tatyana.

He appears on the red carpet - charming, kind, having overcome his shyness at KVN in BJJ -Galimov Ramazan

We welcome - A slender, black-browed beauty whose height and appearance are suitable for a modeling catwalk -Kiyamutdinova Elina

And here comes the shyest and most smiling guy among the graduates of 2015, who has a lot of untapped talents -Chernov Oleg.

The slenderest graduate of 2015, diligent and efficient, a natural blonde and the owner of the longest braid, steps onto the red carpet.Alexandrova Irina

Dear guests, this graduate is not so easy to hide in the school crowd, a temperamental guy with a handsome appearance and a mohawk on his head, of course, this is -Musin Arthur

Meet - stylish, extravagant, creative personality, a girl with creative thinking and her own personal approach to all decisions –Nabieva Elmira

But here comes a gentle, modest, charming beauty with good diction, the future announcer of central television -Shevkoplyas-Guryeva Nadezhda

Appears on the red carpet last graduate... We welcome the charming, sociable brunette graduate, his natural modesty disappears on stage, where he shows remarkable artistic talents -Shpak Dmitry.

And here are all the graduates of 2015 before you, dear guests.

(Graduates line up)

Today they are a little worried,

Today I'm a little happy

And, of course, you can understand them,

After all, they have a new path ahead of them!

He waits, calls, scares a little.

Great things beckon

Let them remember the path,

That she took me to school every day!

Vedas 2.: “Listen, if the stars light up, it means someone needs it, it means it is necessary that at least one star lights up over the rooftops every evening...” Today, at our festival, not just one star is lit, but a whole shower of new stars graduates of our school.

Ved.1. And these stars were discovered by a cool lady. We invite 11th grade class teacher Lyudmila Vyacheslavovna to the red carpet.

She is cheerful, knows how to organize, guide, and unite children well. Students respect her as a teacher, they love her very much for her understanding, support, and ability to give advice on any issue that interests them. This is a caring, patient, friendly class teacher who cares for every student in his class with all his heart.

Applause to the class teacher.

1.The director is a faithful guardian of order,

The guarantor, as they say nowadays,

He has a stern look at everything,

And devoted to school without a trace,

Thunderstorm of boobies and a rake,

Damoclav is the sword of immodest maidens.

Doesn't notice languid glances,

He carries his cross with dignity.

We don't see any flaws in it.

But the praises come later,

After the presentation of certificates,

Pyotr Alexandrovich, it’s time! We are waiting!!!

2.Principal of the school P.A. Karachun is invited to the red carpet.

The destiny of the young is the joy of flight,
Knowledge of life, the beginning of the path,
Study, career, ups and downs,
Having fallen, get up and walk again.

2. Youth has a ringing road,
The young have the path at their fingertips,
They are confident, strong and know a lot,
And God forbid they turn off the road.

Ved1. We begin our Oscar film festival (with a musical and dance surprise for our graduates).

Dance Flash Mob

Ved2. We invite our graduates to the hall to solemnly hold the Oscar 2014 awards ceremony to deafening applause.

1. We invite all guests, parents, teachers to the hall.

Part 2 OSCAR AWARD PRESENTATION

Music of the Oscars (certificates)

Ved 2.: The prom “Oscar” - 2015” is declared open.

Anthem of the Russian Federation, Republic of Belarus

Ved1. The school years are left behind, real adult life begins, it is not easy, with many obstacles and difficulties.

And only determination, perseverance, and hard work will help you, graduates, overcome all difficulties and find yourself in life.

Presenter: Connoisseurs of school cinema came to congratulate the graduates of 2015 ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________________________

The floor is given ___________________________________________________

Ved1:

What kind of city? Cannes?

“No, Birsk,” I’ll answer you.

- Here are our nominations

They are waiting this evening.

Vedas 1. Fanfares sound joyfully.

The ceremonial moment has arrived!

Now they will give everyone a certificate,

Who was waiting impatiently for him.

Ved 1:
We are approaching the most solemn moment of our filming, what you have been working towards throughout all your school years - the presentation of certificates. Everyone contributed their hands, their heads, their souls and their hearts to make the film so wonderful.

Ved 2. To award the laureates, we invite to the stage the main director of the film “Burnt by School 2015” Karachun Pyotr Aleksandrovich

(Director's word)

Ved 1. We announce the first nomination - “Director’s Favorite”.

VED. 2 Graduates! Are there anyone among you who treats Pyotr Alexandrovich well? (Pause)
Raise your hand, no, both hands...clap them!

Now we will find out how insightful you were!
Let's open the envelope!

Ved 1: Yes, there is so much. Name them, Pyotr Alexandrovich, yourself!

Director:

Irina, Ramazan and Sasha,

Tatiana, Olya and Vika,

Nastya, Elina, Arthur,

Of course Elmira and Elvina,

I would not forget Igor, Masha, Ivan

Sasha, Oleg, Nadya and Dima

Did I name everyone? Love you all.

(Fanfare)

Ved. Attention! Certificates of complete secondary education are being awarded to graduates of 2015!

(fanfare for presentation of certificates)

Ved. 1. Certificate - it’s in the film by the way:
And its name is “Big Life”.
But at this, as at the start,
Don't stay long.

Ved. 2. In the second series, which will be soon.
Take the keys in your important hands.
Study for a couple of years.
And get a diploma.

Vedas 1. There are those teachers at school

Who worried about you the most?

Who praised most often, sometimes scolded,

Who helped you with everything from the heart.

2nd presenter: - Graduates of our school are already adults, independent people, they decided to hold a return Oscar ceremony - rewarding school teachers for their services to them.

Graduate: – Dear, endlessly beloved teachers and school staff! Today we have a common holiday. 11 years of joint work are behind us. If it were not for your professionalism, patience, love and kindness, we would not be holding these wonderful crusts in our hands now. Over the years, we have gotten to know you very well. You all - wonderful people, but each of you has special character traits that we liked best about you and which we sought to emulate. After all, a student is not only a sum of knowledge, but also a personality that is formed over many years of study.

Graduate: – Attention! Attention!

Following the dictates of the times, we are holding the second part of the “Recognition” award ceremony. . Applicants for “Recognition” were tested for several years in various categories, including school subjects.

Graduate: – Nomination: “Putin himself is not his decree” is dedicated to the strict and attentive, understanding and all-knowing school director: Karachun P.A.
Dima Shpak : The cup of our unspent feelings,

And alive breath of spring,

And our love and gratitude

We address it to the Director.

From dawn to dusk you are at work,

You are always in search and in care,

Everything worries you, everything worries you,

The heart will urgently help anyone.

We wish you to remain the same,

In spite of all adversity, smile

And save this dear house,

So that you can meet our children there.

(Graduates present a medal and certificate to the school director.)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Everything is fine, everything is fine, all exams have passed” is dedicated to the Deputy Director for Educational Work N.G. Yamaeva.
Tanya Epaneshnikova:

You are the schedule goddessYou put in the effortSo that the lessons are fullyWe could visit.Wherever we go to work or study,We are sure that these days are not destined to be forgotten.(presentation of medal and certificate)

Graduate: – The nomination “How long have we resisted, you tried to educate us” is dedicated to the Deputy Director for Educational Work, L.A. Anisimova.

Sasha Timerkaev : You are strictly for disciplineWatch from the very morningSo as not to smoke at the doorstep,So that the kids don't swear.We had fun together,We painted the floors togetherSo that these days are not forgotten,You will accept the medal and certificate.(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “We will remember you”! Dedicated to the first teacher Zaitseva E.S.

Masha Sakharova : “Everyone has only one time in their lifeThere is your first, your memorable classAnd the first mentor, our first teacher,He opened the door for us to the land of knowledge and discoveries.”
( delivery)

Graduate: – The floor to congratulate the graduates is given to the first teacher...
(Congratulations from the first teacher.)

Graduate: – The nomination “I would learn Russian because you taught it to us” is dedicated to the teacher of Russian language and literature Zolotareva E.N.
Graduates! Keep in mind from now onSo that they are not afraid of essays,It is quite enough to haveA set of simple definitions:Write that the poet is a prophet,And Gogol ridiculed the order,That Famusov is bad and nasty,

Graduate:And Chadsky is no longer a rider.Bazarov has surpassed his age,Onegin is a complex nature,Wild is the image of a tyrant,Gerasim drowned Mumu...That's all the literature for you.

Graduate:I will follow the most honest rules.I would force you to learn RussianNot only Russians, but everyone,Then Russia will be successful.Everyone will know literatureAnd our Russian culture.(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “You know everything about numbers and you taught us the same” is dedicated to mathematics teacher Kael G.K.
The laws of numbers are very strict,And become mathematiciansGiven, alas, not to very many,Well, we learned to count,Indeed, in this difficult century,Everything in the world will have to be counted.

Geometry and algebra meaningNowadays everyone can appreciateTherefore, for our right decisions,We must thank you from the bottom of our hearts.(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Columbus discovered America, and we will take it and close it” is dedicated to the history teacher E.V. Khramov.

Igor Nikulin:

If the class is quiet,Flies don't flySo, we have history,Someone is being called.

If everyone rustled,So the teacher is moving,All cheat sheets must be hiddenAnd close all the books.In general, we are veryLove all the history!If necessary, we will “conquer”Any territory!(presentation)

Graduate: – The nomination “Don’t twist the colorful globe, it will come in handy” of our award is dedicated to geography teacher G.R. Mudarisova.
You and I sank to the depths,Among the shifting sands moved,We conquered mountain peaksAnd the permafrost of both poles.

And may there still be many discoveriesWe must do in our lives,For showing us the way,We will always thank you!(presentation)

Graduate: – The nomination “Knowledge of Ohm’s laws does not exempt from responsibility” is dedicated to physics teacher A.V. Yatsenko.
Physics is like a birthday for us,

We are happy to come here to class!

Tiles, irons, electric lamps –

Physics is everywhere and always.

Glory to Newton, Ampere, Ohm,

Watt is a good person!

Honor, praise to you for making friends

We are with them forever!
(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Chemistry decorates and heals us and, apparently, will soon feed us” is dedicated to the chemistry teacher V.V. Karelina.

Graduate:

We all know the sorceress:
Worked miracles in test tubes
And love for chemistry forever
She undoubtedly planted
We always remembered
WhatH 2 O– this is water.

Graduate: – In the nominations “We know biology for sure” and “The most, the most, the coolest torturer,” L.V. Mardanova won.

Biology was taught
Stigmas and pistils passed,
DNA and ribosomes
Carbohydrates, chromosomes,
How to protect nature
We will now know at “5”.

“She tormented us famously for seven years,
She gave me no peace for seven years.
Although you were the best for us -
FREEDOM IS FINALLY here!”
(presentation)

Graduate: – The response is given to the class teacher L.V. Mardanova.
(The class teacher speaks.)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Oh, sports, I love you, but with a strange love” is dedicated to the physical education teacher I.A. Sadrtdinov.

In the young month of April, the snow melts near the school,
And the physical education teacher sends us out for a run.
The children rushed with a whistle, their hearts were beating wildly,
Something just pricks somewhere and ripples in everyone’s eyes,
Striving for the cherished goal, without knowing the barriers,
The children are running, rushing, almost flying.
(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Crazy Hands” is dedicated to technology teacher V.A. Krasilnikov.

“Your hands are golden
They can create a lot.
How do you manage to do this?
It’s impossible for us to understand!”
(presentation)

We thank you for your love.
It wasn't easy for you at times.
As we say goodbye to you, we say:
All (together). "Thanks a lot!"

Song “Ours” (Masha, Igor, Sasha and Olya)

Ved 1. Our graduates perform in the category “Our unspent feelings.”

Issue 1. Dear teachers of our school!

Today on this June day
Please accept our congratulations
For your loyalty and love,
For your dedication to your work!

Issue 2 We have known you for so many years,
And you know everything about us.
How good it is to be with us
You are smiling now!

You are so extraordinarily kind!
And today it is no coincidence that we
Let's say thank you for everything together,

Issue 3 Everyone knows, if you need something,
You did not allow refusal,
They always helped us with everything!

Issue 4. Let's not talk today
Banal words, stock phrases,
We wish you good health!
We love you very, very much!

Ved. The film “Odnoklassniki” wins in the “Childhood’s Last Call” category. Let’s watch an excerpt from it. Song and Film "Odnoklassniki".

And now the best comedian of our school is performing, a future pop artist who will outshine Justin Timberlake-Igor Nikulin himself with his performance

The song “Tick-tock” performed by I. Nikulin

Leading.

Parents - Holy Word -
In it, the ROD burns with the Fire of the Universe,
It sounds new for centuries -
In it, Life sings with imperishable fate.

Graduate. 1 The day before birth, the Child asked God:

B.3 - I'm very afraid! I have absolutely no idea what I should do in this world?

B.1 God replied:

B.4 - I will give you an Angel, he will always be by your side. He will protect you from all troubles.

B3- What's his name?

B1 - It doesn't matter what his name is. You will call him "MOM"!

B 2. And now, Upon graduating from school, we would like to sincerely, from the bottom of our hearts, thank our moms and dads, our parents, who always stood behind us, supporting us in difficult times, solving problems with you, writing essays, re-passing school curriculum. Thank you, our family, dear, dear, for everything that you have done for us, are doing and will do.

B 3. Mom, you are with me always and everywhere,

Dad and mom are the main people.

The best people on this earth.

If you are nearby, we know what will happen

Peace of mind in life for both me and you.

Your warmth will warm you in the bitter cold,

Strong hands will always support

Dear heart, when you get sick,

He can cure you without difficulty.

May God give you long life, health,

Shine, enthusiasm in happy eyes.

You are our dear ones, we invite you

For the school farewell parent waltz.

Song for parents based on Quest Pistols "I'm tired"

Ved. The film “Happy Childhood” won the nomination for best retro film. Attention to the screen, gentlemen.

(Film and Parents' Speech)

PARENTS’ SPEECH – 2015

Film "Happy Childhood"

Parents come out to the music.

Graduates of distant years send you their warm greetings!

One milestone has been successfully achieved - you have received a certificate!

Dear guys! On behalf of all parents, we congratulate you on your successful completion of school!

4. How quickly our children have grown up! They read thick volumes, solve problems that are incomprehensible to us and ask difficult questions.

5. Yesterday mine asked: - Dad, how long would it take you to read “War and Peace”? I thought and thought and said: “Well, a hundred rubles!”

6. - And my little sister recently taught her to write the number 8:

How can you not understand! This is an infinity sign placed vertically!

7. - And I tell my friend, I also studied with bad marks, so it will be fair if I encourage you the way your grandfather encouraged me... with a belt.

8. And I met such a nice woman on the street, she said to me:
- It seems to me that you are the father of one of my children...
I ask in horror:
- I?!
“Calm down,” the woman answers, “I’m a teacher.”

9.- And how many written greetings we received from teachers in the diaries:
10.- Here, for example: Thank you for having an educational conversation with your son. Now he answers in every lesson, although for now everyone understands him rather poorly, since he began to stutter.”

11.- And here we are: Parents! Cut your child's hair, you want to look him in the eye.

12.- Yes, and to us: Your son was stubborn like a sheep in physical education class and did not want to jump over the goat.

13.- And I checked my son’s diary: physics - 2, chemistry - 2, history - 2, literature - 2, singing - 5. Lord, he also sings.

14. - And I checked the diary, and there were only deuces, I told him:
- In our time, people beat you with a belt for such grades!
And he answered me: Cool idea! Come tomorrow after school, let's take revenge on the teacher!

15. Children bring us nothing but grief. And we are different to them!

16. - Yes, how imperceptibly our children became adults!

17. And today at your graduation party we want to wish you:

18. When you're only seventeen,
Having parted with the student bench,
Sometimes it can be difficult to figure out:
Where to go, which road?
And the path through life will be difficult,
So as not to turn towards side paths.
Let your conscience be everywhere for you
Your advisor and compass.

19. So that youth always rules in life,
Love was pure and bright.
So that every star suddenly turns
Your cherished dream.

20. I thank the patient teachers,
That our children were selflessly led.
Trying to fill the ranks, they are the first.
They taught us to love life so as not to pass by.
21. And I won’t forget to wish, of course,
Diligently multiply what is given.
To the joy of everyone, work selflessly.
And never forget the school walls.

22. Happy and easy tasks to you,
Wonderful finds and new victories!
Congratulations on your graduation from school,
Great achievements and life without troubles!

SONG

Final

Suits, ties, gloves and hairstyles,
The fate of the future is only a faint sketch,
Oh, how beautiful proms!

May you leave school forever,
But your childhood leaves a memory
Don't forget your school years,
Hearts and souls are a wonderful neighborhood

Yes, your film about childhood is coming to an end,

And all the episodes were filmed, the dreams were watched,

Like the Christmas tree, fairy tales end.
Like a movie reel, the thread breaks.

B 1 . Once again we want to say a huge thank you to you, dear school!

B 2 . We want to once again thank our esteemed administration and our beloved teachers. And also to all those who have always been with us for 11 years.

B 3. We don't say goodbye to you

At 4. We say-

ALL Goodbye!!!

Song