Vacation statuses. Beautiful statuses about the summer sea

Summer is a time of incredible deeds, a time when it is not at all a sin to lose your head from recklessness. And, of course, summer is the period for long-awaited trips to the coast. A new batch of beautiful statuses about the sea is already ready!

A gentle sea awaits even the shyest!

How can you make a choice not in favor of a sunny beach?!
Today the sea is not worried - it has pulled itself together.
It would be nice to go for a walk along the shore and walk, walk... away from all these problems.
A holiday romance doesn't last long. But who said that everything has to be serious and long-lasting?!
The “well, we’re on vacation” excuse is a great opportunity to buy something you don’t usually buy.
A disaster is when the neighbors at the recreation center are only pensioners. And you tell me about the storm.
A trip to the sea is also a kind of preparation for life together.
The sea is a place where both desperate romantics and the most ordinary beer lovers dream of going. The sea brings us closer.
A successful vacation is when you are ashamed to tell your parents.

The sea is another memorable period in life

Beautiful statuses You need to think about the sea not only when you are bored, but precisely when you are enjoying the moment. Rather, choose the best one!

If there’s anything worth saving for, it’s only for a wonderful vacation!
Level of love for solitude: I get up early to take a walk along the still deserted shore.
“Doctor, I need antidepressants. A trip to the sea? It will do!”
If I don’t see the sea this summer, then at least I must experience a sea of happiness!
Level of preparation for vacation: I remember all possible songs about summer and the beach...
I don't need words of reassurance. I need the sea, I need the sun. And preferably – urgently!
I, of course, love children. Even screaming ones. But definitely not on the beach...
I can already imagine myself lying on the warm sand, and you coming to me with your quarterly report.

Black or blue? The main thing is that the sea

The glorious time of preparing swimsuits, shorts and, of course, “I want to go to the sea” statuses is coming. Be sure to tell your friends about the upcoming event!

If you come on vacation, then do it in such a way as to remember it. Our people usually don’t remember anything afterwards...
Vacation will show who prepared and who sucks in their stomachs.
The girl doesn’t really want a bouquet of gorgeous roses. Believe me, she wants the Black Sea much more!
What do you know about the difficulties if you were not a girl and did not try to fit 100,500 things into one suitcase...
The best cure for loneliness is the sound of approaching waves.
No one can argue that the sea is cruel. And in this character it is beautiful.
Just imagine. Beach bag, bare legs, casual mood. You have three whole months to do all this...
Down with depression! Give me a vacation on the coast!

What is the sea? This is when it's salty and real sugar

Status quotes about the sea are an opportunity to look at vacation from a different perspective. These phrases are more suitable for those who like to think a little longer.

Constantly being at sea is unbearable. Its charm for most people lies in its inaccessibility. A.Ben
Do you want to fully experience infinity? Look at the indivisible surface of the waves. D.Mazzini
I'm not one of those who like endless fun. For me, the opportunity to sit on the sand and look over the sea horizon is a true pleasure. I.Averbakh
You hear the rustling of the waves and feel how all your problems begin to melt away. A.Murdoch
Just think, this endless water has no purpose to disarm us. In principle, she has no goal... E. Cioran
It is difficult for me to compare love with the sea or the sky. I think it's both at the same time. M. Prishvin
The sea is like thoughts about a loved one. The more you drink, the more you want, and that’s all because of the salt. N.Aseev
I'm ready to surrender to these waves. If only the feeling of solitude with exotic nature would not let me go anymore. E. Orsenna

Remember that the sea does not exist without salt

Time to remember forgotten songs about summer, now they will be useful to us. Actually, like beautiful statuses with meaning about the sea.

I wanted to dive into you like into the sea. And I didn’t think at all that there could be pitfalls at depth...
I want a lover who looks like a wave. So that the storm is not scary, so that it is not sad to experience temporary calm...
It's amazing how easy it is for people to spend money on cheap alcohol. It's amazing how difficult it is to save up for a trip to the coast.
Compare my eyes to the glimpse of a wave. And I will never ask you for compliments again in my life!
Breakthrough in personal life- this is not when you find a girl on the beach, but when you go there with yours.
The wild coastline is notable for the fact that you can hear the breathing of distant stars...
The real sea is at night or early in the morning. It is then that it is as beautiful as it is cruel.
Let's go on vacation so we can have a reason to put our routine aside for at least a week!
The sea, when viewed from the shore, is incredibly beautiful. The shore when viewed from the sea is reassuring!

Be sure to get out of the stuffy cities. To sunny beaches and warm waves. And be sure to choose a couple of statuses for social networks!

He is so... so desirable, mysterious, extraordinary, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited...))) my VACATION

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What I want most now is to be at the airport and hear that my plane is taking off to the sea in a few minutes...

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Nothing pleases the eye more than a packed suitcase at sea...

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Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.

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Summer... sun... sea... beach... children... bags... husband... luggage... room... bed... shower... hubbub... was there a vacation - you'll understand...

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...

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It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. If I want to, I’ll freak out and leave. To the dacha. I will water, weed, dig...

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After have a nice holiday I need to rest for another week.

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All good things come to an end sooner or later... The moral of this fable is - the Khan has come to leave ((

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On the last day before vacation, I had to walk in sideways to work - a satisfied smile couldn’t fit through the door.

The degree of tanning is determined by the whiteness of the butt relative to the rest of the body.

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There are two photographs on my passport. At the first I am sober, and the second - so that they can be released from Turkey and Egypt...

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My girlfriend always talks about a trip to the Canaries. But I don’t mind... Let him speak.

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For our tourists, everything in the hotel that is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir!

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Everyone who has returned from vacation definitely has a friend who will slap you on your burnt shoulder and ask: “So, how was your rest?”

For some people, the only difference between vacation and work is that they sit at a different computer.

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You need to get out of vacation, just like from a binge, gradually))

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Stop for a moment, you're on vacation!!!

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Vacations come and go, but you never want to work.

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A Russian person's vacation lasts 2 months, since he prepares for vacation for two weeks and gets out of it for two weeks..

Tears and hysterics - that's such a drama. I gained four kilograms during my vacation...

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Nothing tires you more than someone else's rest.

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Cheer yourself up on a dull, gray, winter Friday! Write your vacation application with colorful markers!

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Russian vacation - two weeks on the beach and 50 weeks aground.

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Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now...

Statuses about work with meaning

It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.

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Never before has a person been so close to perfection as when writing a resume!

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Thursday is still better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!

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If you don't know how to use your head, use a shovel.

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Work ennobles a person, but idleness makes him happy.

If your office is often entered without knocking, hang it with inside There's a dart target on the door.

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- What should a specialist do for a salary of ten thousand rubles? - Nothing... And even a little harm!

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Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life.

In our country, everything is PAID: To be born!, To study!, To be treated!, To die! - Is there anything for FREE??? - Yes... Work!!!

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Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.

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The specifics of life in a metropolis are such that some workers get tired before they even get to work.

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I still can’t figure it out: do I have a job, or does my job have me?..

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No matter what time of year it is outside the window, you want to think about vacation forever. And in order to bring this sweet time closer, set funny statuses about vacation.

How can we do without going to the dacha?

I was packing for the resort. I remembered last year and collected half as much. Then I thought some more and put in twice as much money.
People who never rest still go on vacation when the head itself begins to rest...
If the resort is not shining for you, then at least rejoice that the sun is shining for you.
Working too much is when you go on vacation and are already afraid that it will ever end.
Life hack: if you don’t have money for souvenirs, take a walk around the hotel. There's definitely something there that isn't nailed to the floor.
The best thing about vacation is that during this time you can forget the annoying sound of the alarm clock.
I became inspired: I haven’t left the couch for 20 hours straight.
A good vacation is one that you never tell your children about. But you’ll be happy to share it with your colleagues.

Plan your vacation in advance

Every person should have at least a little time in their life when they can rest from the previous day. And also - put cool new statuses about vacation.

And this is how it is always - you dream about the Canaries when going to Turkey.
The first vacation in your life and the first sex in your life are similar - you wait a long time, and you don’t know where to start or how to continue.
If you decide to take something from the hotel, but your conscience begins to torment you, remember how much money you paid initially.
Everyone forgets about failures differently. I pack my suitcase and go wherever my eyes lead me.
If your vacation is over, do not be sad, but wait until your boss’s vacation comes.
The most large number drinkers - this is probably in Russia. But only in winter. In the summer, this baton is passed to Turkey and Egypt.
Legend has it that every worker who doesn't get a tan in August longs for a vacation.
Keepers also have vacations. And usually it is without content.

Availability of vacation is a sign of work

Cool statuses about “vacation has begun” will make you wonder if you are spending your vacation correctly? Perhaps you are not getting enough rest even at this time.

“I urgently need to go on vacation” is the most pleasant diagnosis I have ever heard.
On the Seventh Day, as you know, God created a day off. Some people live like this on this Seventh Day, while others live on the previous six.
And she asked Goldfish old man to let her go. The old man was no fool, and he also asked for leave.
Quitting a job without vacation is both bad and very good at the same time.
What a pity that you have to exchange free unemployment for a couple of days off and a miserable vacation.
If you think about it, a cat that is taken with you to the sea goes on a business trip.
In my opinion, there should be a law prohibiting a boss from calling a subordinate during his well-deserved rest.
When going to work on weekends, you should not hope that you will be given more vacation time.

The last working days are the easiest

Don't be afraid that your vacation will go wrong. The main thing is that it exists, and you are finally approaching it. And if not, then cool new ones are coming to your aid short statuses about vacation.

If you are sick, you will get well. The main thing is not to get sick on vacation.
I'm going on vacation to the north. To remember that I live well.
I wake up on vacation to watch others go to work.
Status: everyone is jealous. I haven't been online for a month.
Monday is not always scary.
Backpack over my shoulders, I'll be setting off soon.
Vacation makes a monkey out of a person.
Happiness is when your birthday is on vacation.
We spread the bed for a whole month.
I’ll definitely go somewhere, but first sleep, for three days.

The work can wait

Don't expect anyone to plan a luxury vacation for you. It’s better to rely on yourself - it’s more reliable. So as not to have to exhibit funny statuses about vacation.

If you can’t go to the resort, at least open the window - maybe you’ll get a tan.
With our salaries, it is sometimes difficult to even buy a mattress. In this case, all beds in the house should be inflatable. And I slept and took a vacation.
Something went wrong in life - this is when on your first vacation from work after university you go to learn to swim.
A good salary is when you can afford to go not only to Egypt, but also to Crimea.
It would be nice if everyone who urinates in the sea was instantly eaten by sharks.
On the beach, free guys crowd, first of all, around young ladies of the same behavior.
Malta, the Canaries, the Maldives... And I’ll die in the garden.
I can just feel the light waves covering my head... someone else.

Smells of summer

Cool vacation statuses will make everyone jealous, even if you weren’t there!

Patriotism means living in Russia and vacationing abroad.
Every vacation is a small truce with yourself.
I go on vacation so little that when I do, no one forgets!
At the end of your vacation, you need to set aside a couple of days to take a break from it.
The most unpleasant thing on vacation is a constantly wet swimsuit.
Maybe we asked for a day off. How can we deal with the weather?
A good vacation is when you are not online.

Rest well and, most importantly, regularly.

I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “Do not disturb!”

Sun, summer, sea, beach - scary face, blurry makeup...)))

When I go to the sea, I always pack a bunch of clothes... And then I never get out of my swimsuit and pareo.

Expensive! What should I take to the seaside to make everyone go crazy?!? -Sled...)))

Cool statuses about summer and sea

The most best statuses about summer and sea

Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...

I want a dark streak to come in my life! Black Sea, black caviar, black Bentley...

Fell in love with you forever to the songs of the sea...

I really want to go where the sea and warmth are. And no worries. Sit on the seashore in the summer, watch the sunset and think about good things.

And on the sea there is white sand, a warm wind blows in your face, you can even touch the sky with your hand. although, how should I know.

Bikinis, towels, sunbathing, seas, oceans, beaches, and in the evening - a pool and chatting in the park. It's summer, so let it come true!

I'm trying to persuade my husband to go to the sea... I've been sleeping with him for three days... wearing fins!:)

The soul is at sea, and the body... the body, damn it, is getting ready for work...

Thank you, More! With you, I felt like a mermaid... And thank you, Sunny! For proving that I'm just a shrimp. :)

I was on my way to the sea, and suddenly... the alarm clock rang!

Sea... Beach... I look... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...:)))

The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, dacha... Oh my!

Summer - sun, sea, beach... if we fly, we fly on a banana, if you and I are covered by waves...

Masha swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Natasha swam with fat and did not swim.

I've never seen the sea, and I'm just dying from the memories...

It’s summer outside, your soul is warm, you want warmth and ultraviolet radiation, on the seashore, with a glass of alcohol.

God, how I want to be at the airport and hear that my plane is taking off to the sea in a few minutes. B-)

I close my eyes: The sound of the surf... freedom... I open my eyes: The fan. Job.

Summer, summer! It's raining somewhere! The sound of the surf, the splash of the wave! Someone hasn't finished singing the song... and the reeds are shaking! Maybe the wind got lost, no! Not the wind! Take a closer look! Here love is looking for someone! Believe! He will find it! Smile!

Summer is singing, the sea is calling, and we are like this... on the Internet...

It's just summer, just the sea, just the sun, just the beach. This is our summer bright stars, sleepless nights, where are you and me...

Summer is coming! Everyone dreams of summer, because summer is a kiss sunny bunny, long-awaited vacation, salty sea breeze, fragrant fruits and lots and lots of sun!

"Good morning!" - this is when the clock says 11:00, summer is on the calendar, and outside the window is the sea!

I want to go where there is no Internet... the sea worries and the summer lights up!

Summer... Sun... warm sand... sea... And you want to run, jump and plunge headlong into this wonderful world of colors, flowers and positivity!

Wake up every morning to bright sun rays! Hurry to the beach! Hurry up and swim! In summer the world becomes brighter!

It seems I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea...

How you still want to sit down on the seashore in the summer, watch the sunset and think about good things...

And I remember the summer, when we sat around the fire in the evenings, during the day we swam in the sea near the rocks, knocked out our knees and laughed at it.

Cool statuses about summer and sea

The best statuses about summer and sea

The sea is waiting for me, I know for sure. I always miss him... But in the series of my worries, the way is shining for me... to the garden!

I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer.

The sea is calling... The wave is singing... And here I am in the garden...

The smartest animals are dolphins, monkeys and people. Some are the best swimmers in the sea, others are the best at eating fruit, and others plow like horses for 11 months a year so that they can swim in the sea and eat fruit for one month.

Good girls sunbathe in a swimsuit, bad girls are topless, smart girls are in the shade.

I want summer, the sea, sunset, yellow-red sand, and a golden road from the sun along the water to the horizon.

Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...

Sun, sea, beach... The smell of the sea wind and the kisses of a beloved man.

In summer there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.

Hooray! Summer! Sun! Sea! Beach! Boys!

And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen... and the vacation we're waiting for!

If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer!

How you want to bask in the golden rays of the warm sun, lie on the golden sand, completely surrendering to the summer...

I'm flying to where the sky merges with the sea...

A man goes out onto the hotel balcony on the 24th day of his vacation, on the shores of the Black Sea... - Holy shit! Yes, there is also a sea here!...

Sea and sky are two symbols of infinity...

I wish I could close my eyes now and open them on the beach blue sea...And my beloved is nearby.

Summer... Sea... Beach... Crayfish... Beer... Top up...)))

Just a little bit and I’ll be at the seaside!))) Summer, sun, heat, seashore, waves - that’s what I dream about!)))

Let's tell each other how much we want to go to the sea!

Last summer I collected all the coins from the seabed of my favorite beach. And figs they will come back here now. :)

But someone now has the sea outside their window!)))

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Vacation is a sea... So be a good girl...

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Love can be compared to the sea: some people like the feeling of a storm with huge waves of feelings, while others prefer calm, smooth water with a moonlit path to the horizon.

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From the statement: “How do I feel…” Crossed out. “How I did you all...” Crossed out. “Yes, you all should go to...” Crossed out. “Please grant me another vacation.”

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Soul on the sea. Ass on a chair.

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And the sea foams and foams... Resort love is not valued at all!

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Vacation, sun, Air and Water will never help, only Sex and Indifference strengthens the Body!

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It’s good to travel on vacation in a beautiful car with your loved one along the sea, stay in different places for sun, fun and laughter.

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Dream vacation: Island in the tropics, Miss Bust competition and I'm the only man!

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The girl went to the sea - she did not rest herself and did not give it to others.

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The sea is calling, and we are rocking these) mmmm).

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The main rule have a good rest on vacation, don’t forget to call your wife every day.

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Are you going on vacation to the Sea of Azov? Don't forget that you can't go behind the buoys!

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The sun shines, but does not warm... Vacation warms, but does not shine!

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A well-spent vacation is something you're embarrassed to tell, but nice to remember.

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-Where did you spend your vacation? - In the Canary Islands. -Where is it? -I have no idea, I flew by plane.

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The first vacation is like the first sex.. You look forward to it, but you don’t know what to do!

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SUN...SEA...SEAGULLS...BEACH...- THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT NOW!

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I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer))

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The strength of the tan is determined by the whiteness of the butt relative to other parts of the body. - Statuses about the sea and vacation

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Just starting to feel a free man How about you - you still have vacation, but you don’t have any money!

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There are people who don’t need rest, and they are no worse off for it. I treat others who need it so much. He is like fresh air to me, Let the vacation be inevitable!

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And summer smells of barbecue smoke, raspberries, sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, suntan lotion and the vacation we are all looking forward to!

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From the statement: -How I feel... Crossed out. -How I tell you all... Crossed out. - Yes, you all should go to... Crossed out. Please grant me another vacation.

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Some people come back from vacation tanned, and others blue.

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Vacation is a short period of time given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.

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There is no way to compare two weeks of vacation at sea and fifty at work.

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You come to the sea - beauty... Peace. Oops! The girls are beautiful! Afterwards, rest is no different from rest in middle lane.

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The most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

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I love vacations, who's with me? -)

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All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that the Khan has come to leave.

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My favorite landscape is the sea at sunset! Huge fireball drowning in the waves... An incredible sight...

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If during your vacation you were standing all the time good weather, then this was not your vacation.

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Sea... I can still hear your gentle whisper! I'll be back... I promise!

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I want to go to Hawaii! Everything is there! Sand for the children, sun for the wife... sharks for the mother-in-law.

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...My conscience is temporarily unavailable...she’s on vacation))))

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Don’t look for me in VKontakte... We’re not in Odnoklassniki! You look at open air because it's already summer!

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What ends faster than a vacation? - Vacation pay)))

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I want Italian life, American salary, French love and Hawaiian summer!

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Take me quickly, take me over a hundred seas..... I bet you just sang this and didn’t read it!))

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As the Kama Sutra teaches - there are no hopeless situations on vacation!!!)))

Statuses about the sea and vacation