How to look like an elf. A guide for the beginning elf. Wood Elf Language

A big fan of the fantasy genre spent about 32 thousand dollars on plastic surgery to become a real elf. 25-year-old Luis Padron from Buenos Aires became fascinated by the world of elves, angels and fantastic creatures as a child, when he was cruelly teased by his peers. He set himself the goal of looking like his favorite fairy-tale characters and began lightening his hair and skin.

Now every month he spends about 5 thousand dollars on special creams, whitening products, care and sunscreen with SPF 100. Among the surgeries he has already done are jaw plastic surgery, rhinoplasty, full body hair removal and iris color change surgery .

They look at Louis askance, but the guy says that he doesn’t care what other people think, and he won’t stop until he completely turns into an elf. He is now planning to have surgery to make his ears pointy, a hair transplant on his head to make his hairline look like a heart, and limb lengthening surgery to make him 195.5cm tall.

Luis sells cosplay products. He says: “I want to be an elf, an angel and a fantasy creature, my goal is to look non-human, like an ethereal, graceful and gentle creature. I have my own ideal of beauty, which I want to achieve at all costs. I want my ears to be cut off and made pointy like an elf's, to make my jaw look sharper like a diamond, to have my face and eyes lifted to be cat-shaped. I'm also thinking about getting muscle implants. There are also surgeries to make me taller, and I'm going to remove four ribs to reshape my waist and make it thinner."

The Argentine adds: “People have been staring at me since I was a teenager, so it's a regular thing for me now. I like being looked at and I don't care what they think. Even when I'm not dressed like an elf, people stare at me. I've had long white hair for five years, wear iris-enlarging contact lenses, and I'm very tall. I wear makeup to make my appearance appear more angelic, and wear stylized or period clothes.”

“I consider myself a trans being in the same sense that trans people feel, I need to become the way I feel inside. I don't expect people to understand this, but I ask that they respect it. The fantasy genre makes me happy, and since I had few friends as a child, I completely immersed myself in it,” explains Luis Padrón.

He fell in love with the fantasy genre in his early teens, when he was teased for dying his hair and having a different sense of clothing. But by the end of his high school years, the guy’s unusual appearance became a source of admiration, and this further spurred Louis on in his quest to be different from those around him. He started with cosplay, but this was not enough, and Louis wanted to change in order to get closer to his ideal of beauty.

At the age of 14, Louis decided to undergo plastic surgery to look like an elf, and six years later he got his wish and went under the knife for the first time. “That was the beginning that led me to decide that this was the direction I wanted to take in life. The recovery was painful and slow, but I was happy with how I looked. I didn’t care how much it hurt because it brought me one step closer to the dream of what I wanted to be.”

In pursuit of fantasy perfection, he received more than 40 filler injections, completely removed his body hair, had laser skin whitening to get rid of freckles, and also used Botox. Louis also underwent a medically unauthorized procedure to change the color of his iris from yellow-brown to crystal blue, causing painful side effects. “It was without anesthesia, very painful and meant I had to use eye drops and very dark glasses. Essentially, I became like a vampire with enormous sensitivity to light,” he says.

“At first it hurt even to look at the stars in the sky, but three days later everything was normal again. I don't know how this will affect my vision in the future. My eyes have not yet turned crystal blue, unfortunately, and now they have a grayish tint, but I do not lose hope, especially since I have four more procedures ahead.”

Thanks to his unusual appearance, Louis began a modeling career, and he is paid to appear at various events as a real elf. But this lifestyle comes at a cost, given the cost of cosmetics and procedures he is forced to undergo regularly.

“It changed my life for the better in so many ways that I can't even describe,” says Louis.

Numerous fairy tales talk about amazing elves who are distinguished by their fragile physique, short stature, and long, pointed ears. The main difference between elves is their magical abilities. Did elves really exist? Who are they?

The chronicles of an ancient monastery say that in the 15th century, in the mountainous region of Scotland, people found a man who was dying of wounds. The man spoke in an unknown language. He was weak and thin. After the doctors were able to cure him, the man surprised with his dexterity in archery and fencing. The stranger made no mistakes! Soon he was able to learn the language. It was then that he said that he belonged to the people of the Elves, who lived very far away. It is important to note that the guy had pointed ears, like real Elves. However, people who lived in the Middle Ages were confident that this was a sign of belonging to those who served the devil.

You can also study the family chronicle of Norway, which tells the story of how, in the 16th century, a young girl became the wife of a tall and handsome guy who was a representative of the elves. The young man showed amazing abilities in archery. The guy was persecuted out of envy. The man was able to become the father of two beautiful daughters, who also had pointed ears.

It is important to note that representatives of various nations have described elves almost identically over the centuries. If all the records were compiled correctly, then thanks to them you can find out what the elves really were like.

Most often, people encountered elves from the twelfth to the sixteenth centuries. Based on the information studied, two versions were put forward. According to the first hypothesis, elves are human beings with additional genes. Thanks to special genes, they are able to develop paranormal abilities. According to the second hypothesis, elves are creatures that can come from a parallel world to ours.

Approximately from the 7th-6th millennium BC. Human memory has preserved, at the same time as the giants, the elves - white and black.

In the Scandinavian “Elder Edda” it is noted that the gods first created miniatures - gnomes, and then elves: They met at a meeting, sat down on benches, all the high gods held council: someone should make dwarfs from the blood of Brimir from the bone of Blain; Motsognir was made and named the first among the Tsvergov people.

But here is the genealogy of Lovar's ancestors - the descendants of Dwalin, whose family appeared from the stone of the earth, came from the quagmire to the sandy earth...

Later, the Younger Edda added details about the country of the elves - Alfheim: “Creatures called light elves live there. But the dark ones live in the earth, they have a different appearance and a completely different nature. Light alvas are more beautiful in appearance than the sun, and dark ones are blacker than tar. “The first belong to the day, the second to the night; the first - through the air, the second - into the underground world.

Unlike black elves, white elves could change their height and appearance at will, become visible or invisible - one had only to take off or put on a cap with a silver bell.

In fairy tales, elves are most often portrayed as frivolous creatures who adore music, singing, dancing, noisy feasts and celebrations, and willingly join any procession or round dance. It is as if they never cause harm to people, and respond to insults only with good-natured tricks. The only thing they don’t like is loud noise: bell ringing, thunder, piercing whistles.

Oxford University professor John Tolkien, author of the famous “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, strongly objected to such a simplified interpretation of the elven people. In his work “On Magic Stories,” the scientist wrote: “... Babies fluttering through the flowers are a consequence of our “rationalization”: we explained the charms of the Elven Land with simple tricks, and invisibility - with the tiny size of fragile creatures that can hide in a primrose flower or behind a stalk of grass . ...Elves, fairies are a relatively new word. It first appeared in 1450 in a poem by the poet Gower:

His curls were combed. On them lay a circlet with precious stones, or a green leaf,

Which just fell from the branch:

And everything about it seemed fresh.

And he was looking for flesh.

How a hawk looks at a bird. Which I would like to grab.

He carried himself like that

It was like he was from Faerie.

...The description of the beautiful youth gives a better idea of the inhabitants of the Elven Land, ... and for the peoples of Faerie do not always take (to our chagrin) their true appearance; they appear to us as proud and beautiful as we ourselves would very much like to be... Elves are no less real than us, and we, in turn, are no more real than elves. But our paths rarely cross, our destinies have long been divided.”

In accordance with his own understanding of the nature of the Elves, Tolkien described their birth in the epic The Silmarillion:

“...At that very hour the Children of the Earth, the First Born, awakened...they woke up from sleep: and while they - still in silence - lived with Kuivianen, their eyes saw the stars, and the starlight became dearer to them... They lived for a long time in their first home under the stars and wandered the Earth in wonder: and they began to speak and give names to everything that they saw. They called themselves Quendi - “those who speak,” because they had not yet met other creatures with the gift of speech or singing. And it happened that Orome, while hunting, drove to the east and, looking at the elves, was filled with amazement, as if they were strange, wondrous and unexpected creatures... Initially, the Elder Children were stronger and taller than they became now: but no more beautiful..."

Elves are not only known from the Scandinavian epics and the works of Tolkien. The Celts called them Sids, the Poles and Vends called them Ludki and Ludsha (little people). The Russians distinguished the “white-eyed chud” - skilled underground farriers and volunteer helpers: Little Thumb, Little Peasant. The Romans in the time of Nero believed that elves (they were called incubo) would willingly reveal the location of treasures in exchange for their lost cap. The Scots and Irish guessed the presence of these creatures from the column of dust on the road and bowed respectfully to it, welcoming the invisible crowd of elves marching to their new home. In later times, the Bavarian spirit Ekerken galloped along country roads in the form of an oak root, overturning carts and stopping carriages as they galloped. In the antics of this spirit it is easy to recognize the pranks of the elves.

So, are elves just a figment of popular imagination?

Perhaps Tolkien answered this doubt best: “Everything said is true even when we call Faeris a creation of our imagination; in this case, we have before us another way for a person to comprehend the Truth of the World.” Indeed, the Truth of the World, about which the English scientist, mythologist and creator of a new direction in the literature of “fairy-tale fiction” writes, is in the variety of forms of intelligence on Earth. We must learn to understand dissident, differently-feeling and different-looking brothers in this life. This is perhaps the main lesson of our existence.

Despite the fact that many of Tolkien’s works are perceived exclusively as fairy tales, it was he who, in his books of the Lord of the Rings series, was able to convey to our civilization the greatness of these creatures. Today, no one can say with certainty whether elves lived among people or were guests from other worlds. However, it should be remembered that all the mythical creatures described in the legends of one or another nationality were often found in other countries, even if we are talking about the opposite part of planet Earth.

Many complain that the film adaptation of books leaves much to be desired, since at this point the screenwriters omit many details and facts presented by the author. However, the history of the elven people as brave, intelligent and sophisticated beings is best demonstrated in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy.

Legolas, who fought bravely for his people. The king of the elves, who at the right time decided not to stand aside and fight evil. A fragile dark-haired princess who was ready to sacrifice herself for the love of Aragorn. All these characters are imbued with valor, honor, and loyalty, because this is exactly how Tolkien saw this amazing people.

Hello, friends. You don’t know how to become an elf and experience all the delights of battles and battles? Then I’ll give you a hint and immediately provide you with the next character in the Arena game. Well, how do you like him at first sight?

With your permission, I would like to ask you what we know about these amazing and unique creatures?

First of all, these are human-like representatives of an ancient, ancient race. The main differences are pointed ears and the place of life or habitat is the forest. That's probably all. To be honest, we know little more about these creatures.

How to become an elf in the Arena?

It's quite simple here. When registering, you should choose this particular race and begin your journey in the game. And here, friends, I would like to say a few words regarding this character. Firstly, it is suitable for those players who are graceful, love nature with all their hearts, are very dexterous and flexible, or strive for this.

Secondly, in the Arena, if we consider the various build-ups of heroes, then any real elf is a dodge. If this word is not familiar to you, I will now explain. If something is not clear, write in the comments and I will be happy to dispel your doubts.

Dodgers are those who know how to dodge an opponent’s incoming blow and immediately counterattack. Perhaps the spirit of such a hero lives inside you and you should choose this particular character. However, I want to warn you quite easily with this character.

However, the elf's path in the Arena is not so simple. You need to constantly improve your gaming characteristics and always be head and shoulders above your competitors and rivals. Because your opponents will not sit idly by and in the next battle they will try to hit you with successful or critical blows.

Unique melee weapon

While talking about this race, I couldn’t stop and talk about the elf sword. He's damn good and handsome. This is a real work of art. This is a unique weapon that will not be confused with anything else and will never look like a Dwarf or an Orc.

The representatives of this race themselves are well built and sophisticated. They don't have brute force. You could say they are a little arrogant, but that doesn't stop them from being aggressive and skilled fighters. Their blades are curved and light. The handle in mathematical proportions is equal to the blade, which makes it possible in battle to perform such a figure as a windmill, sweeping away your opponents around. After this, the enemies simply flee from the battlefield.

If your question on how to become an elf in the Arena has already begun to become clearer, then it is worth mentioning that various magical symbols play a special role on the hilt of the blade. Moreover, each blade has its own. It can be assumed that they somehow help the fighter, protecting him from the evil effects of dark magic, or somehow increase his reaction power and speed. It’s not for nothing that representatives of this race are considered excellent fighters who can dodge many blows.

Why should you choose this race?

What can I say, friends, in response to this question? Thanks to his keen hearing and sharp vision, coupled with a good reaction, the enemy has virtually no chance of winning. If the enemy tries to dodge the blow, then this is practically impossible and still this forest dweller will strike faster.

Of all the different builds, this chosen character is suitable, as I said earlier, for dodging. However, this is a very expensive build-up and only not many players can afford it. And here your friends will have not only the question of how to become an elf, but to be a real dodge fighter. Although many players, having chosen this hero, choose absolutely any build and fight quite well.

But at the initial levels, I would advise you to send your character into the forest and fight with bots there. And this is where it will help. Because at the moment it is very effective. This way you can quickly reach a high level and at the same time earn good money by collecting gems in chests. Well, do you agree?

Therefore, if you decide to choose this hero, then be sure that you will cause your opponents a lot of trouble by dodging their attacks and in response, bringing down all your power on them.

Sincerely, your Arenovets

Once upon a time there lived an Elf. Well, like Elf: he adored SuJu’s songs, watched all the videos, performances and shows with them a hundred times, got all his friends and acquaintances hooked on elf grass. But he was indifferent to three members: Ryeowook, Siwon and Sungmin. There were no particular reasons for this, they just didn’t catch my attention for some reason. Elf didn't care, he thought that he didn't have to love absolutely everyone, but one day he came across a quote from Heechul: "How can you call yourself an Elf if you can't love all fifteen members?" How does it turn out that all these years while I was in K-pop, I was not an Elf? But what about the fact that I learned to play the piano because I fell in love with “It’s you”, but what about the fact that I started dancing and joined a cover team to choreograph their dances? And was it really in vain that I learned Korean? , drew art, dreamed of seeing SuJu at least once in my life? I woke up and now wake up to their songs, smile at their faces looking from the posters, look at their photos and immediately get a boost of vivacity, which is so necessary on the fourth pair. Is it really after After all this, I never became an Elf? Well, no! We need to fix this. Point 1. Siobhan Hmm. . . Hard case. . . He is beautiful? Yes, but they don’t love you for your looks. Does he sing well? Yes, but his voice doesn’t make your heart skip a beat like Hyuk or Donghae’s solo. Is he a good dancer? Not bad, but he can’t compare with the same EunHae. Is he funny? Maybe, but he didn't make me laugh as often as the other members. Is he a good actor? I don’t know, with him I only watched “Skip beat!”, and then only for the sake of Donghae and the main character. It's decided! So, dramas with Siwon. . .Oh, "King of Drama", only four episodes have been released so far. . .I don’t know the cast, but that’s okay. Let's see! ***After a certain amount of time*** OMG, this is wonderful! No, actually, how could I not love Shi before? Yes, he is cooler than Kibum in all his dramas combined! And the moment in the car. . .And in a towel. . .And his facial expressions XD These were wonderful four hours of my life, even though he only appeared in the second episode. Siobhan is definitely one of my favorites. Well, the first point is completed. Who do we have next? Point 2. Reuk Why am I indifferent to him? That's right, there's no point in offending Hekki. He is number one for me not only in SuJu, but in all of K-pop. How can Ryeowook call him scary? I agree, this is all according to the script, but the negativity still remains! And in general, compared to Eunhyuk, I don’t like Ryeowook’s appearance at all. Well, it's time to review all the photos with him. That's not it. This is also not his style. And here he’s somehow not very good. . . Wow! The elf is shocked. After several hours of searching, I finally found what I was looking for. This smile. . .So bright, so kind! Why have I never seen these photos before? He is so beautiful! Definitely, now Ryeowook is not inferior in appearance to Eunhyuk himself. *Who needs it, here are links to the photo: http://cs308925.userapi.com/v308925178/5028/y2SehoKAdUw.jpg http://cs308925.userapi.com/v308925178/5020/T2N0rY-uSo8.jpg *But, as I I already said that people don’t love you for your looks. Hmm, he's one of the main vocalists! Perhaps he simply cannot fully demonstrate his vocal capabilities in the songs from the albums? Having downloaded half of Ryeowook’s solo albums, I start listening. It's boring. . .It's sad. . .His voice is okay, but doesn’t he really have a single uplifting song? The hand is already reaching for the player’s turn off button, when suddenly. . . "I never thought that I’d fall in love, love, love, love. . ." I fell in love. It's not believable. I listen again. Only EunHae's solo albums can compare with this song. . Unable to bear it, I put it on repeat. What a song, what a clear voice. . She has already managed to take one of the leading places on the list of favorites, and I only just heard her. . .And if you remember that smile in the photo. . . Ryook-oppa, saraneo! *For those who don’t know or don’t understand, we are talking about the song Insomnia* **I was really very ashamed when I realized that I hadn’t noticed such a talent in the group for so long, and I simply ignored all the information about him and didn’t even try to understand , why the rest of the Elves love him so much** Point 3. Sungmin I do not like him? Yes, I think no, I treat him absolutely normally. So I like him? Also no. OK let's see. Is he a good dancer? Yes, I like it, but I haven’t seen any particularly impressive dances performed by him. Does he sing well? Yes, I think he belongs in K.R.Y., but again, his voice never made me cry or laugh. Good vocals, but not my thing. As for martial arts and nunchucks. . .It’s beautiful, I love weapons and admire people who know how to use them, but this doesn’t give me any special sympathy for Sungmin. Although I admit that it looks very cool, and I can’t imagine how much he had to work to achieve his current dan. He is cute? Oh yeah. . .He's too cute. Not that I'm against aegyo, but not in that amount. And this love for pink. . .No, he’s so cute that even for me it’s too much. *In general, the author is often stupefied by male aegyo, especially for a long time he hovered over P.O. from Block B* What to do? I’ve already listened to all of his solo albums, watched snippets of his drama, and seen all of KyuMin Moments on YouTube. Maybe my friend asked me to write a fanfic based on them, otherwise I’m all “EunHae, EunHae,” and I don’t look at other pairings at all. *After searching for inspiration and several hours of work* It seems good, I even started to like KyuMin for the first time as I wrote the fanfic, but that didn’t make me like Sungmin any more. So what should I do? Eh, we'll have to leave everything as it is for now, but we'll see. Thoughtfully, I approach one of the posters and carefully examine Sungmin. White hair, flowers, pink background. . .and Kyuhyun is nearby. I wonder how Kyuhyun reacted when he saw Sungmin in this image? Lines and phrases began to appear in my head that could be used in a new fanfic. Forgetting about the unfulfilled point number 3, I fly to the notepad and start writing down everything that comes to mind. Not bad. . . Should I look at Sungmin's latest photos? Hmm, why is he without Kyu again? Maybe they had a fight? I carefully examine the sad expression on Sungmin’s face. How sad his eyes are. . .The hand again reaches for the notebook, and now a new idea for fanfic has been written down and is waiting for its implementation. After several similar incidents, Sungmin finally took the place of my muse. All the latest fanfiction and melodies were written only thanks to this cuteness, to which I am so grateful. I got so used to his smile and mesmerizing eyes that I began to pay attention to him more often than to my former favorite. And I even began to sympathize with male aegyo. I think that I will never be able to accurately formulate why I love Sungmin, but the fact remains: he has now seriously undermined the position of those who made me become an Elf. *** Well, am I a real Elf now? Although. . .who cares? The author simply became a little happier, having fallen in love with three more members of the best group in the world. I hope those who read this work did not waste their time. And I will once again express my hope that all those who love SuJu and consider themselves an Elf will not make my mistakes. Every member of this incredible group deserves to be in it and receive equal love from their sapphire blue sea. And if you didn’t want to follow my advice, listen to Heechul - he means business)

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1.YOU need elf ears.
For their production, ordinary materials are taken, namely your ears.
So let's get started...
We hang on the crossbar with our heads down, so the elves see better, so we train to read upside down, then we tie 2-kilogram dumbbells to our ears and wait until the ears finally droop and look like snot hanging down...
The hanging of the ears down does not last long, since the correct elves have ears that stand up on the 5th day.

In the meantime, our ears are becoming elven, let's move on to exercise 2.

2. A real ELF has excellent physical strength. Preparation.
The most dangerous thing is physical. Elf training, because evil Orcs are hiding everywhere and do not allow them to train. But we'll try anyway.
We go out onto the field, lie down on our belly and try to lie quietly, emitting grass... what do you think is funny... Ha, no, but if there is a brainless orc behind you... You need to pretend to be grass... you can even create the sounds of its rustling .
Then you can pretend to be a worm, since the elf has a good imagination and can deceive any Orc.
Now imagine that you couldn’t hide behind the green grass and you didn’t look much like a worm, and the Orc noticed you and realized that you’re an idiot) Right, now we take our hands to our feet, or vice versa, and cut 50 circles of 2 kilometers. It's great if you've learned this lesson.

While you have run around and tried to deceive the evil Orcs, you can begin water procedures...

3. Water procedures.... Brrr...
A normal elf should not be afraid of water, unless he drowns while trying to pretend to be an ax while hiding from a rabid Orc...
Now seriously....
We go knee-deep into the lake... First of all, you need to look around to see if there are Orcs in the water that are imitating water lilies... if there are, then take a stone and throw it at them; if the water lilies drown, you killed the orc by hitting him on the head with a stone. By doing so, you have raised your Exp.
So, now that all the orcs have been sent to the bottom, we can go a little further into the water, be careful and watch where you are stepping, sometimes there are malicious mobs sneaking around your feet, which can attack you.
If you see one of these, then immediately pick it up and throw it into a hundred dead orcs - let them copulate with the corpses of Orc carcasses.
When you enter shoulder-deep water, be sure to freeze and pretend to be a floating log to assess the situation on the water. You can swim, but don't make big waves. Elves swim quietly and silently; if you succeed, then you can almost be called an elf. The most important thing is not to wet your ears, this is your main locator of evil Orcs. If you hear anything, try pretending to be an axe, only for a short time, otherwise you will die, and the respawn zone will only be in a few years. In addition, you have no scroll to revive, and you only have enough health for a minute underwater. So be careful.

After you have taken water procedures, we go ashore very carefully, behind every bush there may be an evil creature that is lurking there to take a shit in nature. If any are noticed, then we do the same as with water lilies, at the same time we train accuracy and get experience.

First of all, on the shore, stick to the ground and smell if an Orc has passed here, their traces smell very strongly, so you will immediately notice whether he was there or not.

Well, after you went out, looked around and received exp for a mob shitting in the bushes, you can put on clothes and go train further.

Today the fighter's course is completed.