Nice words for a guy: how to melt a man’s heart? How to answer “uncomfortable” questions from men Tell a guy who he is

Nobody wants to be boring, and you also want to answer comments and questions in an original way, with enthusiasm, in some beautiful or funny way. The best way is to relax and just be yourself, catch the wave. To do this, you can chat and laugh with friends, watch some funny video, in general, cheer yourself up. But if you are in doubt, here you will find tips and ready-made recipes that can be answered in a given situation. What's the best way to respond to a comment? What can I say? Read about it here.

This is the most common way to start a conversation - a person writes “Hello” and waits for an answer. If you understand who this is, you can answer Hello Misha(or whatever his name is). This will save you from the possible question “Why aren’t you answering”, and you can continue the conversation normally.

If a person writes “Hello, let’s meet?”, try to understand who it is. Go to his/her page. Do you want to meet this person? Reply Hello! Yes, sure. You can add: Tell us a little about yourself. To appear friendly, you can “smile.” Add an emoticon to your answer, like this - :) If you don't want to meet, write Hi, I'm not looking for new acquaintances, sorry. By the way, perhaps the guy writes “let’s get to know each other” just to boost his self-esteem. He wants to please himself so that they will be interested in him. In fact, maybe he doesn’t need to get acquainted and he’s even afraid of girls in reality. Try to find out.

It all depends on your desire to be “friends”. If a person just wants to add you as a friend, such friendship is of little use (maybe he is competing with his friends to see who has more friends). Let him just subscribe to the page. But if you are interested in this person (look at his or her page), why not - make friends, communicate, you have nothing to lose. You can answer for fun: Come on if you're not afraid.

This is another banal greeting. Here you can simply answer Excellent, what about you? These are common phrases that help you get into conversation, don’t attach much importance to them.

They say that a bore is a person who, when asked “How are you?” begins to actually tell how he is doing. Therefore, it is not surprising that you want to answer in a way that is interesting, intricate and not boring. And most likely, the interlocutor does not need a detailed report on how you are doing, he just wants to communicate with you. Can you just answer Okay, what about you?

Likewise, this question is asked to start a conversation. Answer briefly, for example: I'm lying on the couch, bored and then ask your question: And you?- of course, if you don’t mind chatting now.

Reply Got enough sleep or, if you want to be more playful, So this isn't a dream? I thought I was dreaming. And to make a certain hint, you can write No one. Or you can answer honestly: I’m just surfing the Internet, I don’t want to sleep yet.

A man wants to demonstrate that he is interested in you (even though in reality he may not be). If you want, tell him what's new with you- let's say, over the last week. Maybe something affected you special impression(film, TV show, words or actions of a friend, acquaintance). Mentally put yourself in the shoes of your interlocutor and think whether he will be interested in what you are about to tell. If yes, then tell me.

Likewise, a man wants to show his interest in you. Don’t be boring and don’t describe everyday details, but look at the hint above, in the answer to the question “What’s new?”

Go to his or her page. Look at the photos, study what the person is interested in. Perhaps you have some common interests. Here you can easily find a reason for a question that he will be interested in answering, and you will be interested in listening to the answer.

A good way to start a conversation is to simply write Hello. A person will look at your page and respond if he likes you.

You can leave a comment on a photo, this can also start a conversation. But if you're meeting a girl, keep in mind that they're usually fed up with compliments.

If you already know each other and have been communicating for some time, you can directly write what you want meet, go somewhere(on a date). Being honest in expressing your feelings is the best way. But you also shouldn’t be boring, as if your whole life is now fixated on this person. It's good if you're passionate about something that you can talk about.

“Beautiful” or “very beautiful” - this is what guys most often write in the comments to the photo. It’s unlikely that a girl will post photos where she looks ugly, so it’s clear that you’re beautiful in all your photos! And writing “beautiful” as a compliment is the first thing that comes to a guy’s mind if he wants to attract attention, somehow stand out from others, and maybe win you over. It may sound stupid, but if you feel good, you can respond with something to hint that you are not against further communication. For example, I'm glad you liked it, thanks to mom and dad. You can just put a heart(click “Like” on the guy’s comments). If compliments from this guy don’t interest you, don’t answer anything.

If you have a boyfriend, say yes, you do. But if you don't want to admit it because you want to hook up with this guy too, say no. Or, for example, Do you want to become one? Just for fun, you can still answer And you?

Ex-boyfriend texts you. What should I answer him? You're not sure. On the one hand, you want to send him away, on the other hand, you want to bring back the pleasant moments (even if you don’t admit it to yourself). What to do? If he wants to get you back, and you, in principle, admit this possibility, offer to meet and talk. Don't reveal your feelings. If you don’t want to see him, write that you are not ready to talk yet. And if you are already dating someone else and definitely don’t want your ex, tell him you’re happy and let him live his own life. Be the queen!

If a guy confesses his feelings suspiciously easily, then keep in mind that his words may not be true. But if you love him and are confident in him, then answer Me too(I love you). Otherwise, just say what you want Nice.

This means that the person wants to ask you a question, but not some nonsense, but a more serious one. Maybe related to your personal life. Or maybe this person wants to find out how you feel about him. In any case, you can answer: Yes, sure!- this will show that trust has already appeared between you, and you are not averse to seeing the question.

If the question turns out to be something that you don’t want to answer, write: Can I not answer this question? Please don't be offended.

Let's say a guy asks to meet, but you don't want to. He asks: "Why?" - that is, he wants to understand the reason and at the same time still hopes that you will change your mind. Most likely, he is offended. "Why?" - how to answer this question? Best tell the truth. For example, you don't want to date him because you don't like him. Then just write: “I don’t like you.” This will be enough.

When you ask “Why,” you may get the answer “Because.” Apparently, the person wants to say something along the lines of “Is it really not clear?!” If it is not clear, ask politely: Please explain. Don't answer rudely.

What can you answer about yourself? What am I? Imagine that your good friends are talking about you. How would they describe you? What are you like - serious, funny, beautiful, cool, cool? So answer that. Write literally in two or three words, to interest the guy, but at the same time not to scare him, if you have an interest in him. After all, girls love to intrigue men.

With these words, the man seems to express: he was thinking about you and was worried that you would no longer want to communicate with him. But since you finally answered, he is very happy and hopes for further communication and development of the relationship.

Perhaps he didn't read your message. Or he read it, but didn’t respond because he forgot or was distracted. Don't beat yourself up, it doesn't mean anything. Later, try to write again, give a signal. If you communicated on VK, but the communication was interrupted, you can still send an SMS.

It is best to ignore the boor, that is, not pay attention to him and not answer anything. And for complete peace of mind - block this person, if possible. More about this here:

You can answer like this: Listen, something is happening in your life, and I know that it has nothing to do with me. This is not something one writes in a good mood.

Something makes you project your problems onto me. I'm sorry for whatever is going on with you. But I know for sure that this has nothing to do with me. Have a good day!

"Come on" is a vulgar way of saying "bye" or "goodbye"; it means something like “give me a paw,” that is, a hand to shake goodbye. Can you just answer Bye or, if you want to hurt a person, tell him that “come on” is vulgar, that only a bastard says that.

Sometimes you want to say goodbye in a beautiful or original way, but this can give a strange impression. Better just write Bye, we'll talk again later or Listen, I'll be a little busy right now, let me write to you later. Or you can write See you later.

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Tired of men constantly pestering you with questions about your boyfriend? You don’t know what to answer when they ask why he’s not there, how many of them there were, when someone will appear, did you love, was it answered, and not lose face in the dirt? We will tell you how to do this in an original, funny and sarcasm way. Such answers will surprise even the most curious and elevate you in his eyes. You will also find several interesting phrases that can be used to answer the question of whether you have found someone.

Before answering anything, you need to understand what you want to get from the person who asked the tricky question.

If you like a guy and would like to continue your relationship with him, then don’t be rude to him and be smart.

The correct answer will help you establish further communication with a pleasant young man and win him over. Here's what you can tell him:

When I saw you, I completely lost my memory.
There were no brave men. Are you brave?
I'll only tell my boyfriend about this.
If I say “no”, you won’t believe me. I'll say yes, it won't be true.
I passed the theory. I didn't have any practice.

And if you don’t like the guy and you want to end the conversation on this topic, then you can safely answer with sarcasm:

I love collecting men's hearts.
Yesterday it was, today it’s not, tomorrow we’ll see.
There was no boyfriend, the men were dating.
No, I don't know how to cook them.
My husband doesn't allow me.

What's funny to say when they ask: “Do you have a boyfriend?”

There is absolutely no need to open your cards and tell the truth. You can laugh it off or change the topic of conversation. If you don’t have a boyfriend and want to give the guy a chance, then please his pride with this answer:

Look at your passport, you will see its photo.
This position is vacant today, please send your resume.
Look into my eyes and you will find the answer to your question.

If you have a boyfriend or you don’t want to continue communicating on this topic, you can stop curiosity with funny phrases:

No, I did some spring cleaning.
My boyfriend is on the dollar bill.
Today they are worth their weight in gold, and we are poor girls.
Guys are like money; before you have time to pick it up, they disappear.
Sometimes it doesn't happen at all.

What to think of if you are wondering: “Why are you alone?”

There are situations when a girl is left without a gentleman. To satisfy guys' curiosity, prepare your answer in advance. We offer 10 original options for all occasions:

Every queen needs a rest.
It's better to be alone than with just anyone.
My fire is too bright for moths.
Good males were taken as puppies.
Guys went extinct along with the dinosaurs.
I'm just friends with my head.
Loneliness is the calm before the storm.
A man is a big responsibility, and I am an irresponsible girl.
The doctor prescribed me a medicine for my problems.
I'm not alone, I have a thousand cockroaches in my head.

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We answer the question: “How many men have you had?”

It is indecent to ask girls about this. But many guys are overly curious. Don't blush or blush! Be armed and boldly answer the piquant question:

Was is a past tense verb, but I live in the present.
Like the stars in the sky. Who will count them?
Counting my exes is for fools. And you are a smart young man.
How many were - all mine.
I think more than you.
I had a lot, but not one in me.
I don't keep records, I'm weak in math.
Didn't you know that every girl's man is her first?
Even my doctor doesn't ask about this.

If you are still alone, maybe you need it? We have collected several effective methods that will help improve your opinion of yourself.

If a young man persistently imposes himself as a son-in-law, you should not be rude to him, you can. Here you will find lists of suitable phrases, there are options that are rude, funny, and original. Look and choose!

If , then stupid questions may not be asked, because such a girl potentially cannot help but have a boyfriend. Read about the secrets of self-care in our other article.

What if you like a guy who is interested in your personal life? In this case, try . Here you will find step-by-step instructions from collecting information to consolidating the results.

There are a lot of ladies, but there aren’t enough gentlemen for everyone, right? We interviewed various young people, analyzed the data obtained and published them in a separate article.

How to answer the question: “Have you found the young man?”

When a girl doesn’t have a permanent boyfriend, many people wonder why everything is so sad and when he will appear. We offer you several answer options to satisfy their curiosity:

Guys don't have gloves; they don't lie on the road.
Nowadays it's easier to find a Bigfoot than a guy.
You can't find what you haven't lost.
Look at me and don't ask stupid questions.
I will definitely find it when the need arises.
I'm actively searching. Can you tell me the address?
No, let's look for it together.
I don't play hide and seek with guys.
It’s not a woman’s business to look for guys.

In this video, the girl is clearly tired of the question, do you have a boyfriend, but the answer is definitely extraordinary:

No matter who and no matter how interested in your personal life, it is personal so as not to dwell on it. You can simply ignore the question and save your nerves.

What to answer a guy if he asks: “why do you need me”?

Helene, since he’s asking, it means you should think about why you need him. It’s not a fact that he doesn’t want to be with you (but if he’s over 25, then this doesn’t rule out such a question), but he still really doesn’t have enough intelligence if he likes a girl.

You can boil it all down to the answer: I don’t know myself, but I really want to smile. This will not oblige you to anything.

You need to understand that a message can be conveyed in the form of a question, that is, it is not a question, but a namk. Trying to understand such a question literally and looking for an answer to it will only complicate your life. Evaluate the so-called non-verbal information - that which is transmitted simultaneously with words using intonation, facial expression, posture, gestures, etc. This is what the guy wants to communicate. And at the same time, he is sincerely surprised that he is not understood. He directly said: why do you need me? This is not a question, it is a signal that the necessary information has been sent through non-verbal channels.

It really infuriates people when they ask such a question! Why is this so? For love, relationships, sex, in the end. And next time you should ask him such a philosophical question: Why do people need each other? Let him now suffer with the answer.

The truth! After all, only you know why you need him, if you are embarrassed to talk about your feelings, then just show them, close his mouth with a kiss, hug him, and maybe he will understand everything himself. Well, all this, of course, if he is dear to you.

This question is most often asked by people with low self-esteem. In this case, I can answer differently, it depends on who I’m communicating with.

I can say something like:

To be honest, I didn’t think about it...

To love and rejoice.

Why is this so?! Who will carry my bags from the store? 🙂

Don't you understand? I’m looking for a profit - I don’t have money, but I know how to cook :)

Just because you're cute...

Well, and about two dozen more banal and not very common phrases. But seriously, I try to answer as close to the truth as possible, since I am too straightforward.

Try to answer the truth, sometimes this is the best way)

This is a normal question. I don’t know why others were criticized here. the guy just wants to hear once again that he is needed and that we love him. A person wants to hear these words more than once during a relationship. Sometimes, when we forget to say words of love to each other, our significant other may decide that love is passing. Just say you love her and that's it. Or maybe a person wants to talk about his love and is waiting for an answer from you. Ask him: Why do you need me? He will say that he loves, that he needs it for the soul, answer that he is needed then!

The guy wants to hear once again how wonderful he is and how much you love him.

If everything is mutual, then speak from the heart...what you really feel? Why you need him is up to you to decide, and depending on what you feel for him, maybe he is very dear to you, so tell him that, or maybe just... a friend... so tell him how you want support from him, as a friend, and if you love him or are in love - just kiss him... it will be clear without words if you press so well :)))) oh I love such moments... snuggling :)))

In general, such an answer indicates his extremely low self-esteem and complete lack of self-confidence. He doubts that he could really be interested in you, and therefore treats you extremely distrustfully.

The most common question we hear every day is how are you? Most often the answer sounds banal and primitive, the main thing is to give it. But you can always answer this question creatively and funny, pleasing your interlocutor. Even with the help of standard answers, you can talk about your business politely and succinctly. The phrase “Normal” is the most common and standard.

How to answer the question how are you?

When everything is good with you, you can answer the question with a couple of phrases: “Okay, how are you?”, this way you can prolong the dialogue with your interlocutor and show your interest.

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How to answer the question how are you with humor?

Anyone can answer the question of how are you in an original way. You can tell your friends or family about your affairs with humor, but certain limits must be observed. You can answer with humor with phrases such as “Yes, I haven’t given birth yet,” or “The prosecutor’s business.”

It is necessary to feel the line between sarcasm and humor so as not to offend a person. Only a very close person should respond with a joke, who will take it correctly.

How can you answer a guy in an original way?

How to answer the question of how a guy is doing in an original and interesting way is the main question of all women. You want to answer a man in an unusual and cool way to attract his attention.

For example, you can start with a simple answer and add a little of your feelings at the end, how you miss or are glad to communicate with him. You can also answer a guy funny and win him over with your sense of humor.

How to answer a girl’s question how are you in an interesting and witty way?

To answer a girl’s question how are you, you need to think and give a non-standard answer.

If a girl is interested in your life, then you play an important role in it, so she expects an original answer from you, for example, you can tell her what happened to you that day or tell her your plans. It is best to speak sincerely and in a friendly manner so as not to offend her.

How to answer the question how are you in English and creatively

You can answer a question in English about how you are doing very creatively. The phrase “Fine, thanks” will let your interlocutor know that you are in a good mood. The phrase “Could be better” will be optimal if things are not going smoothly in your life right now. In English you can answer about life in general without going into details.

What's a cool way to respond to your ex?

How can you answer the question of how your ex is doing? Every girl wants to know, because everyone wants to leave some kind of trace and attract attention. You can answer boldly, but competently, without getting personal, talk about your success on the personal front, or inquire about his life without you.

You can also answer not rudely, but in a criminal way, in order to hurt feelings. The easiest way is to tell the ex-boyfriend that everything is fine and end the dialogue.

Beautiful and unusual answer to the man you like

You can beautifully and wittily answer a question to a young man for whom you feel sympathy in a mysterious form. The answer may contain flirting, but be sure to leave a secret after the answer that will attract the young man.

For example: “It would be better if you were there and helped me..”, such an answer will intrigue the guy, and he will want to know what his help is needed with.

What to answer to a stranger?

You need to answer a stranger’s question about how you are doing with restraint and succinctly. In this case, jokes and sarcasm are inappropriate; it is enough to simply state the fact without going into the details of your life.

If you are interested in the interlocutor, then you can inquire about his life and continue the dialogue, but if you do not want to continue communication, then you need to politely negate the continuation of the conversation. The answer “Thank you, everything is fine” will be the most appropriate in a dialogue with a stranger.

So, if a man asked to meet: what to answer, do you think?

Let's say this guy is your friend, and if you:

a) If you want to agree, imagine that a classmate, classmate or work colleague is inviting you. How would you answer? She probably would have smiled and said: “Yes, of course. Where and what time?” . In this case, the conversation will probably be non-binding, unless your relationship develops into a warmer, more friendly one.

b) If a man asked to meet, and you want to refuse, formulate your refusal as politely as possible so as not to offend the person. Smile and say: “I would love to, but I just can’t. Maybe next time?" If a man persistently continues to invite you and tries to find out the exact date of your upcoming meeting, but you do not intend to meet with this subject in principle, answer with the classic phrase: “As soon as there is time, I will let you know.”

If a man you know asks you to meet in a romantic setting, and you:

a) If you want to agree, flirt with him a little, say in a languid voice: “Yes, I would be very pleased to have dinner with you,” make eyes at him, in short, interest him and make him look forward to the meeting with great impatience. Flirting is not a crime, and upon meeting you will be able to decide whether a further relationship with this man is possible.

b) If you want to refuse, immediately make it clear that you do not want any romance between you. Say: “You know, we probably won’t succeed, I’m sorry. You are a good person, but I can only offer you friendship, nothing more.”

If your ex-boyfriend asked you to meet and have a friendly chat, And you:

a) If you want to agree, then you shouldn’t remind him of your past relationship. Treat him like a really good friend, he knows so much about you and you have a lot in common. In this situation, you better answer what you think. You need to understand yourself, understand whether you are ready for reconciliation. After all, an ex-boyfriend is a walking stress for you, because for us girls, any separation is difficult. In addition, you must be sure that your ex wants a truly friendly relationship. Don’t rush to answer, but try to find out what he really wants. You probably have mutual friends who will provide you with all the necessary information.

b) If you want to refuse, answer him that you can’t be friends, so it’s better to remain just acquaintances, tell him that you don’t hold a grudge against him, but you already have enough friends, and you have good memories associated with him, which have a place in the past, not the present.

If your ex-boyfriend asks you out for a romantic date, And you:

a) If you want to agree - (you think that the relationship can be returned), then make sure that he pursues you, show him that during the time you were in a breakup, your life returned to normal again, and that you cannot stand the breakup with him for the second time. If he really wants you back, he will do everything to make you believe him.

b) If you want to refuse, tell him that you respect him and are grateful for all the good things you had, but your life moves on and you want to build relationships with other people. Invite him to remain friends, but no more.

If a stranger invites you to a friendly meeting, and you:

a) If you think you will agree, then first take a closer look at the stranger. Women's intuition often tells us who we can trust and who we can't. If your sixth sense tells you that everything is in order, then get to know him and set a place and time for the meeting yourself.

b) If you think about refusing, then just refuse. Without any hints, flirting and the like. Say, “No, thank you.” If a person wanted friendly communication and nothing more, he will understand everything.

If a young man you don't know invites you to a romantic meeting, And you:

a) If I’m ready to agree, first find out his name. Offer to arrange a two-on-two meeting - ask to come with a friend, and come with a friend, choose the place and time of the meeting yourself. If something goes wrong, your girlfriend will help you out, and meeting on your territory will give you confidence in the event of an unforeseen situation. Unfortunately, nowadays it’s scary to trust strangers.

b) If you are ready to refuse, say so directly. Lie that you have a boyfriend if you don’t have one. Don't give out your phone number or hint at anything. If a person doesn’t understand, just leave.

If your boyfriend offers you a romantic meeting, And you:

a) Naturally, if you want to agree, thank him for the invitation, and find out where you are going, and if it’s a surprise, then at least find out the dress code, otherwise he’ll bring you to a restaurant, and you’re in a T-shirt and torn jeans, even if designer

b) If you can’t go, but you’re afraid to offend him, kiss him, say some nice things about how much you love him, apologize and ask him to reschedule the meeting. The main thing is not to lie to him, because you probably have a good reason why you cannot go on a date exactly when he wants. Trust is the most important thing in a relationship.

But you yourself must understand that these are just some of the situations that can happen to you, and they need to be taken into account when thinking about: if a man offers to meet, what should you answer? Trust, first of all, your mind, don’t do what you don’t want, don’t date people you don’t want to, and don’t trust anyone if you don’t want to. If you are offered to meet, then only you have the right to decide. Think about whether you want to communicate with a specific person as a friend, or whether you are interested in him only with a hint of a relationship, and whether you want to communicate with him at all. Remember that we create our own environment. Good luck!