Who knocks on the door, you see houses. The most romantic love song. “And the fly is also a helicopter, but without a gearbox.” And no one could answer Him a word; and from that day no one dared to ask Him

A brick, made of wood like glass, is floating along the river, so let it float, we don’t need polystyrene foam.

Whoever knocks on my door, you see there is no one at home, come to me yesterday, we will eat pies.

Who knocks on my door, you see no one is home, come to me yesterday, we’ll drink tea when you leave.

The sun is shining straight into my eye, my back is sunbathing, the fly is also an airplane, only still small.

The sun is shining straight into our eyes, which means we are going to the Caucasus, the sun is shining straight into our ass - we are returning to Europe.

An iron is crawling along the wall, a Red Army soldier. The horse came up to him and was also gnawing on the seeds.

Whoever knocks on my door, you see, no one is home. It's me, my wife has come. Come in one at a time!

An ax, striped like a dumpling, floats down the river. A fly is also an airplane, only a small one.

A tractor is driving along the fence, its legs are hairy, then a cow flies up and also pecks at a tree.

The priest was walking across the bridge and dropped a penny. I jumped and jumped, I couldn’t get it, they took me into the army.

I’m lying on the shore, clicking dumplings, the tractor has run over my legs, where is my sweatshirt.

Whoever knocks on my door, you see there is no one at home, come to me yesterday, we will dance songs.

An iron is crawling along the wall, well, let it crawl, because there is a nest on the roof, they will iron it completely.

There is a watermelon on the table, there is a fly on the watermelon, my friend, kiss the brick, no one will marry you.

A bun, a Red Army fighter, was walking through the forest, so let him go, maybe his nest is there.

Submarine in the steppes of Ukraine
died in an unequal air battle.

A tall citizen of short stature walked
Was curly, no hair
Thin as a barrel.
He writes a letter to his son:
"Dear daughter!
I'm alive and well, I'm in the hospital,
I'm fed up, I want to eat,
Come quickly, I don’t want to see you.”

When you go to the Caucasus, the sun shines straight into your eyes.
Returning to Europe, the sun shines directly into... (pause) the same eye.

A brick is crawling along the wall - Hurray for the Red Army!
and behind it another one... So, this is where they have a nest!

If you want to smoke, put your felt boots on the stove.

A brick, made of wood like glass, is crawling along the wall, so let it float, we don’t need polystyrene foam!

How a butt poked out of the wardrobe...
A? What? Nothing - a yellow shirt!

Like at a carnival three old women fight...
A? What? Nothing - they danced with joy!

A brick is crawling along the wall,
And behind it is another brick.
Well let him crawl
Maybe he is his wife.

A brick is crawling along the wall,
Hairy as an iron
Well, let him crawl -
Maybe he has a nest!

Shel tall man short,
Curly, no hair, thin as a barrel,
He has no children, only a son and daughter!

I'm alive and well, I'm in the hospital,
head on the lower back,
I'm fed up, I want to eat, I could even swallow a cow!
Come quickly, I don't want to see you!

Two crocodiles were flying. One-to-right the other is green. How much does a kilogram of apples weigh if one nut is unscrewed from a locomotive?

A brick is floating along the river, a Red Army soldier.
I wanted to catch him - the feathered friend ran away.

A brick is crawling along the wall, and another is crawling behind it.
If you want to smoke, there are socks in the corner.

A bear came out of the forest -
All knees are covered in cucumbers.
He turned around and walked away.
What do you get from a drunk?

A brick floats down the river
Red Army fighter.
Then the crow came
The whole shirt is covered in roosters,
And he gnaws on the dumplings.
The fly is also a helicopter.
Let the tank run over me!
This is a song about love!

A dolphin crawls along the wall
Skinned all my knees
Well, let it crawl
Maybe that's where his nest is.

A hedgehog is also a person -
If you look from above.

There's a soldier standing on the bridge
Red Army fighter.
Well, let it be worth it
He looks like Lenin.

A tank is driving through the village,
Legs are hairy.
I won't cry
I'll hang myself with a gun.

The sun is shining in the left eye,
I look like Lenin.
The sun is shining in the right eye
Nobody gets married!

There is a glass on the table. And in the glass there is a cockroach. He waved his paw at me. We are not afraid of the gray wolf.

Two crocodiles were flying
One is green, the other is to the north.
Why does a goat need a TV?
if she doesn't smoke.

There is a Georgian on the mountain,
he is gnawing on one leg.
Why does my leg gnaw?
This is his destiny.

Who's knocking on my door?
You see no one is home!
It's your sister who has come,
even the light bulb went out.

There is a Georgian on the mountain,
He stands all alone.
Why all alone?
He has such a destiny!

Come to me yesterday, we’ll watch the radio.

Once upon a time in the cold winter
I'm sitting behind bars in a damp dungeon,
I look: it is rising slowly up the mountain
A young eagle raised in captivity.

And walking importantly, in decorous calm,
My faithful comrade, flapping his wing,
In big boots, in a short sheepskin coat
It pecks at bloody food under the window.

Who's knocking on my door?
What if no one is home?
It's me, your sister,
I came to meet you.
Come see me yesterday
Knock my bell.
Let's watch the radio
We'll listen to TV
If you want to smoke -
The boots are in the corner.
So we watch a movie.
A brick is floating along the river,
Wooden like glass.
Well, let it float
We don't need styrofoam
A fly is also an airplane,
And iron is like a mattress.

Foxes ran through the forest
Tail held perpendicular
Why did he hold it like that?
Because he was cunning!

If your wife left you,
And then he came again
If you let him in,
You are not a man, you are not Georgian!

The sun rose from behind the clouds
The most beautiful thing in this world
I'll give you the key
Twenty two by twenty four!

I’ll shoot you with a pistol, I’ll stab you with a knife. Blood will pour out of your stomach, you’ll kick and kick your head with swear words.

Two boys were walking. One is beautiful, the other also fell into a hole.

Right now I’ll stab you like a director,
You will kick with kicks,
And head with a moto.
They will be on your grave
The rooster crows.

A bear sits on the glass
Red Army fighter.
I wanted to catch him
He, the feathered one, flew away.

Who's knocking on my door?
You see, no one is home.
Come see me yesterday
There will be no one at home...

An iron floats down the river
From the village of Zuevo...
Well, let it float
Piece of iron... (damn)!

And the fly is also a helicopter,
But without a gearbox,
And a dumpling crawls along the wall,
And all my knees are covered in cucumbers,

It's wooden like a brick
He's as hairy as a tram
And this song is about love,
And don't forget her!

A hare sits on the fence
Belted with a crowbar,
I looked under the bed -
Hello, hello, New Year!

A brick, made of wood like glass, is floating along the river, so let it float, we don’t need polystyrene foam

Who knocks on my door, you see there is no one at home, come to me yesterday, we will eat pies

An ax floats down the river,
Red Army fighter,
I wanted to catch him -
The feathered friend flew away

Who knocks on my door, you see - no one is home, come to me yesterday, we will fry cucumbers

Whoever knocks on my door, you see - no one is home, come to me yesterday, we’ll drink tea when you leave

A brick is crawling along the wall,
And behind it there is another brick,
And behind it there is another brick -
So they have a nest there

The sun shines directly into the eye, sunbathe, my back, you need to close the window, otherwise you can become a black man

The sun is shining straight into your eye, sunbathe, my back, the fly is also an airplane, only a small one

The sun is shining straight in the eye, which means we are going to the Caucasus, the sun is shining straight in the ass - we are returning to Europe

An iron is crawling along the wall, a Red Army soldier. The horse came up to him and was also gnawing on some sunflower seeds.

Whoever knocks on my door, you see, no one is home. It's me, my wife has come. Come in one at a time!

Whoever knocks on my door, you see, no one is home. It's me, your wife. I brought you grapes

A brick is crawling along the wall,
And another one crawls after him,
Well, let it crawl
Maybe he is his wife?

An ax, striped like a dumpling, floats down the river. A fly is also an airplane, only a small one

A tractor is driving along the fence, its legs are hairy, then a cow flies up and also pecks at a tree

The priest was walking across the bridge, dropped a penny. He jumped and jumped, didn’t get it, and was drafted into the army.

A brick is crawling along the wall,
Hairy like a tram
This is a love song
Don't forget her

I'm lying on the shore, clicking dumplings, the tractor has run over my legs, where is my sweatshirt?

Whoever knocks on my door, you see - no one will answer, come to me yesterday, we will dance songs

Who's knocking on my door?
I hear that no one is home.
Come see me yesterday!
The door is locked open
Let's watch the radio
Let's eat pies

A little bun, a Red Army fighter, was walking through the forest, so let him go, maybe his nest is there
I'm sitting on the shore, I can't lift my leg. Not the leg, but the leg, I still can’t.
Climbing Mount Fuji
A piece of clay.
Let's leave him alone.
Oscar Strelkov
It was in January, sunny April, It was dry in the yard - knee-deep mud,
A tall citizen of short stature walked along a brick pavement made of boards.
I'm alive and well - I'm lying in the hospital, I'm fed up - I want to eat, Come, all your dear ones - I don't want to see you.

A brick floats down the river
Black and purple.
Well, let it float
Maybe he doesn't exist
***
When I was still young
I loved the fly madly
It's been a long time, friends
When I was still young
She circled above me
Knocked and hit the glass
I kissed her sometimes
And time passed unnoticed for us
Ave.
Fly - white-winged bird
Mukha - combat helicopter
I wanted to be born with wings
To take flight with you
But I'm not the same anymore
And my fly has been gone for a long time
She doesn't buzz or sing,
She doesn't knock on the window
Forgotten feelings in my chest
And a snake gnaws at my heart,
And there is no one ahead.
Oh, Fly! Oh my little bird!

N. Oleynikov. FLY

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